Magikkarp

I dont even need to salt my food, I just think about 1.9 and it gets salty.

First pokemon I caught in the wild, this is destiny!

Words cannot express the euphoria I feel right now.

POKEMON GO IN THE USA

I was playing a game of Skywars today, where there was a guy named Luka. He had gotten a double-streak with TNT, meaning that he was just one kill away from getting the highly desirable achievement kit. It was clear he was excited to finally have it!

However, Luka was killed by a guy named Mike, just seconds before he could finish the streak. This resulted in that he lost his chance to get the achievement kit. He got annoyed? Oh, you bet…

He was basically raging in all languages he could, excessively accusing Mike for hacking in every possible way – over and over again. At few occasions before have I seen a ruder or more aggressive player than Luka.

A couple of minutes later, there was a last standoff between myself and the “hacker” Mike. I could easily have killed him. Luka even gave me “advice” for how to win. It was clear that Luka really wanted to see Mike lose.

So what did I do?

I jumped off the cliff and committed suicide. Because I knew, if Mike won, Luka would become even more furious.

Yes, I realize that this probably was quite mischievous and calculating from my side. But the truth is, Mike was actually quite mature and deserved a victory. And Luka really needed to get some form of punishment for his extremely bad temper and aggressive manners.

I’m generally trying to be a nice guy. But at the rare occasions when I decide to be mean, then I actually try and do it properly and with some style. Compared to conventional trolling, I am pretty sure something like this has a lot more effect.

I've decided to put the cringey and sad "Loose Love" on hold to produce some hardcore rap

Currently working on a new song: titled "Loose Love"

Introverted Rap- Magix

Finally finished recording the rap song. Working myself up enough to post it atm.

Im butchering rap music at the moment again. Gonna call it "The Antisocial Rap".

Blame Weakk for saying I have no balls

Is gladcraft down or something? Says I cant resolve the host name

The theme was fall and I built this.

I was playing surivval games with fully enchanted diamond and iron armor and a diamond sword also enchanted. Someone with chainmail and leather armor throws a snowball and that snowball one shot kills me.

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Don’t ask me why, but for some reason I think of you when I see this.

started competetively battling on pokemonshowdown and I've chosen to focus on the LC tier. Anyone else like that?

Stop fisting me and Slyme.

Got likes from two people that don't stop by my wall so often (jorimd and grathian) haters will say it's photoshop.

But seriously you two actually look at my wall?

Playing a game of master builders where the theme was reptile and someone asked this:

Appreciation at its finest.

I play Skywars and save a guy twice from having his island invaded by enemies. Later it turns out he is hacking and instantly kills me...

The faithful pack makes villagers look like anime characters

My bad Joseph I thought they weren't going through. If you dont wanna friend me thats fine