Magikkarp

I thought you were referring to this:

Offended? Too bad! I'm not afraid to have a picture of the Bible on my wall!

RedADV But is that the answer to the question? And what is the question? What is the nature of questions? VSauce, Red here. Questions are something that we've been asking for a long time. But what exactly is the nature of question? The official definition of a question is "When you ask yo nigga some stupid shit and he says idgaf" according to Merriam Webster Dictionary. But believe it or not questions have some importance to us as a species. The first question ever asked was by rapper Eminem when he requested "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?" For which he was met with grand applause. But that still doesn't answer our question, about questions. If we truly think about it, what are questions? A means to achieve an answer. So if questions are just means to answer our real question should be: what is the point of questions when we can find the answer ourselves. A recent study of three people im next to right now states that humans are pretty fucking lazy and would rather ask someone else to do something for them rather than do it themselves. So what does this say about humanity? Are out answers just ways to promote laziness? I'll let you decide that. Thanks for watching.
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Confession: I actually wear glasses but only recently don then frequently because of work

Question: Did you mean that the girl who kissed you was fired or some other girl entirely?

rule number 1

But does anyone still want me to do the Q and A though?

As a counselor the most rewarding thing about the job is seeing the admiration and affection all the kids have towards you

I was going to write some elegant and verbose 5 paragraph essay about how rotten CNN has become but I'll skip the glitter and get straight to the gold. CNN is now evil, this is a fact that cannot be denied. They have threatened to release some meme making shitposter's identity (the one who made the trump and CNN wrestling gif) if he were to stop being apologetic for making it. CNN has the nerve to play God by issuing a statement that because he apologized enough they had enough mercy and compassion to let it slide.

Well I'm not going to let it slide.

I don't give a rat's ass how many anti Semitic posts this guy has on his feed, I have a sense of humor and expect nothing less, he's a damn shitposter. CNN has stepped away from their role as a news source and have become a literal modern thought police, using the threat of violent leftists to keep this child silent. Unforgivable.

I urge any and all of you to boycott CNN in any way, shape, or form. Meme warfare has already been declared on them by various websites and I don't see why enjin shouldn't join in. It's time to defeat the monstrosity CNN has become.

Guys I must admit something. I do indeed have a drug addiction. I crave that seaweed

"This decision is repeatedly ruining my life, I guess I should continue committing the same action"-my dumbass brain

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands. One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Hi, Jememus here, The prophet of the Dank Memes. You have been blessed with a dank meme. Treasure it. And Follow the way of the Pepe, and/or the Snek. Doggo's can fuck off.

*flies away with long hair and a Will to live for the first time ever*

No fucking joke my boss calls me and tells me that the same girl that was acting insane and promiscuous around me was making sexual advances towards other counselors and after some interrogation she was fired and I was told to keep my boss informed. She calls me a couple of hours later wasted as all hell trying to invite me to a party (hell no, don't need booze or any of the poor decisions that come with it). She flips shit when she learns she was fired and threatens to go confront people at the camp I work at. I have a slight premonition that she's gonna come to my apartment and orchestrate a debacle, had to tell my doorman not to let her in if she stops by. My life is so eventful hm?

After my gullible ass was hit on all day I had a girl walk me home, tell me she had a secret to tell me, and then kissed me on the cheek as I leaned in. She calls me five minutes later and I have to friend zone her. I don't know if I'm an idiot but I do not want a girlfriend.

Love the name

Gonna be in a plane soon. Flying out at 11. Anyone know how to prove to optifine that I actually have an account, it doesn't register it after my name change.

Finally have internet again, what did I miss

A sandwich, eh? Time to get the mayonnaise...

can i get a deboterham with magikarp in it?