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  • My children that I look after honestly seem as though they're trying to hurt themselves. May get me fired but Im tempted to let them make a mistake so that they'll learn the hard way what I've been warning them about for a month.
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    LordoftheChings
    One time we kept telling my nephew not to climb up in a tall chair, and lean his head out, that it would get stuck and hurt. He kept trying, and before anything bad happened we'd pick'em up and move him off the chair. Until finally we just let him climb on the chair, and he put his head through the arm rest and got stuck, he tried getting out and started crying in pain in frustration. But we just left him there for a little bit, then took him out. We didn't need to tell him not to do it again. Pain is the best teacher, :P
    Magikkarp
    Magikkarp
    I agree completely
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    Guest
    Apparently Karp hasn't found any others of his kind for procreation. Thus the adoption begins.
    Has a month passed? So you no are no longer DeBoterham are you back to being a scrubby fish ?
    ;-;
    She played the fiddle in an Irish band but she fell in love with an Englishman
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    Kye
    Are you English? Fishish? Sandwish?
    I've never seen a 70 year old casually use a cellphone until today. They're evolving.
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    Kye
    Until you realize they forget their password every other second
    #1 Medic
    #1 Medic
    My grandma has an ipad, imac and stuff that she uses daily lol (She is around 80)
    that moment when you try and pursue a relationship but fail because of excessive emotional damage *dabs*
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    Dogcatwhat
    Just remember to always DAB on the haters Magik, that'll show em
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    Guest
    scrub why did u break his heart
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    Rayce
    DAB
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    assassiniv
    assassiniv
    Or not, if you are desperate go to America coz the girls there are more desperate than you
    Borin
    Borin
    Your parents don't hug you? They shit parents or really busy..?
    Zoom
    Zoom
    Shit
    Bonus Question for Q&A even though it is already recorded: Who is that girl? Is she involved with your job problems?
    Magi's a player. My Sandwich-Fish creature is growing up!
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    1488
    You also needed a sticky post.
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    ediable
    10/10 made me cum
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    WHERE IS Q&A YOU DARN FISH?!
    Magikkarp
    Magikkarp
    Sorry, been at work, will do ASAP
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    Guest
    I THOUGHT U RECORDED ONE ALREADY. SCRUB U R FAR BEHIND
    Magikkarp
    Magikkarp
    Just finished recording, going into editing now
    Story that my little brother (he's 5) wanted me to write on here:

    "A long time ago in a far away New York City, avengers didn't know wolverine was in their house. They saw wolverine, they fighted him, but wolverine was stronger than avengers so avengers had to think fast. First hulk tried smash but he turned his claws and he cut his hand and he only can do other hand and he do other hand and he cut. He cut the other arm. Next up was Spiderman, he shooted his webs but wolverine cut his spider webs. Then spiderman tried to do on the floor then wolverine attacked him. Then Spiderman shoots his webs and he stuck in the air, and he throw his web up and he cannot move anywhere. Then the other way he did and the other way. The Avengers go to doctor and say we have to turn him into avenger too, and doctor says I can do it. Then he did it and he turns him into Avenger. Thats the end of the story."
    GamerAced
    GamerAced
    Then they made a movie off of it.
    Victas
    Victas
    I remember when I was 12 or 13 I wrote like 10 pages about a story in Dark Orbit (I don't know if anyone ever played this game) aha, and not that lately I've read it again and it was quite funny because it was just too unrealistic ahahah.
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    1488
    Allahu Akbar.
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