Nash'ger

Best life hack ever for me: Rechargable batteries, whenever my mouse decides to troll me, I got 9 full bateries ready to counter it!
Now, what life hack works for the best for you?

In response to your crush's post. I raise you mine. Even if she's 10 years younger than me. And doesn't live in the same country.

And we have hit 800 views! damm, that went fast man

What I seriously do not get, are f*cking 12 year olds who wear caps and all that shit.
They are like 145cm and already acting like they own the whole earth.
And then they start acting like they do it, and sometimes you gotta do something against that right?

So some 12 yr olds wear pushing eachother, and then someone pushes a guy into me, and as I hate those f*ckers, I pushed him a bit forward.
So this dude turns around and says: Hey! Fuck- he stopped because he looked against someone who is like 15 cm higher then him, and he then turns around and runs xD.
It feels funny you know, the first time I came to high school, I always got pushed, and now I'm the Pusher, it gives power for some reason.

So, my crush likes old school games, and then I saw some post on 9gag, and I used it, and I got myself a new gf now
Here's the thingy:

Plummers are red,
Hedgehogs are blue,
Press start to join,
And be my player 2

And we reached 700 Profile vieuws! Nice guys! Woooo

K, imma end this I'm loyal to EW crap now!
You can say that you will, like me. But guess what?
Life will F*CK you over sometimes!
I said I would stay here forever, but then my Grandma got Cancer.
So you can say what you want, but understand you will never be sure if you will stay here forever

For people that play SWTOR=
So I'm a lvl 29 Sith Marauder (Warrior)
I needed to find a Padawan's parents on Alderaan,
And they were protected by a Jedi Master and some house Organa guards. Now this Jedi Bjitch said that he wouldn't make me kill them, so what I did was that after some lies and badass 1-lines=
I threw the Jedi over the room, Organa guards were scared and I choked the shit out of the parents of the Padawan. Jedi's reaction= I have never seen a Sith kill so quick. My reaction IRL= Bjitch, I AM SAURONIUS! and I slayed his ass of.

If you saw a Apple store get robbed, would that make you a iWitness?

(Give me some good jokes in the reactions guys!)

Fuck me, Imma regret this.

I have read what Weby called something that Tibbles didnt want to be seen. And I sadly have to agree that he has valuable arguments and proof.

Since I am leaving EW, might as well end this way: I'm on his side now, and he has my word (something that I never brake)

You guys probably already saw it on the forums, but I'm retiring from EW, and possibly MC. The reasons are school and Microsoft and Bukkit/EULA. Im just gonna sit this one out for now, since idk what's gonna happen, I may still do other things with the Star wars stuff from michy, twgx etc but still. G'bye guys! It has been my honor being your friend

See? Eagles can't solve everything man!

I just noticed we hit 500 profile views folks!

Guys, It's finnaly official, got a 102 killstreak this game, AND IM IN THE TOP 50 KILLSTREAKS . After 2 years man, so worth it! I wanna thank the Gondorians, for hiding and not noticing me attacking them from behind in the water, and the other 95 guys I dropped, and the once that walked back, and the once that walked forth! and Only, for always being there when I needed him, and my Nazzie buddies bb9m8 and Matthijs, you guys helped a lot! see ya later!

So Badass

Now see, that is some good teamwork!

Saw people just thinking and saying this too much, so I came up with this

Searching some guys for doing an SCP Foundation-like order in RP. Do you want to join?

These poor animals have seen war and death, cruelty and pain, and all because of Tibbles, so join me, fellow brothers and make this #NoMoreTibblesCruelty, or for short #NMCT work!