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I fucked Cookie Monster because I love bacon...

GamerAced

I tickled a bowl of cereal because my boobs are AMAZING

Bobbymech

I licked a glass of vodka because I'm sexy as fuck.

m4rine_semperfi

I ate Cookie Monster because I like bacon

I liked Trojan man because my boobs are amaz-WHY DO I ALWAYS GET BAD THINGS

ItzYaBoiiFanno

I beat my lover because a clown stole my taco

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asoe

i wanted an easter egg because of these sweat abs - 14th october, not wearing a shirt

#1 Medic

lmao

#1 Medic

I tripped over Cookie Monster because im awesome in bed

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Szucsclan

I wrestled the toilet because the voices in my head said so.

Scar deh vinceh

I made out with a glass of vodka because of these sweet abs

assassiniv

i wont answere coz its the stupidest thing that you can get

Olex

I cuddled with a Kardashian cause of these sweet abs...

Agen

I wanted a cocktail because I'm sexy af. x.x

Unusual Brit

Lucky Bastard

Unusual Brit

I wrested with my friend, I'm also very sexy

miho47dwa

I got naked with Cookiemonster beacause clone stole my taco LOL

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