Hidden deep into the vast forests of Alconard, there is a kingdom that spreads across the snowy hills of a thousand battles, where men poured their own blood for their divine Commodant Blyat, as they color the snow by giving it a cherry flavor icee food coloring (idk). The Kingdom of No has ravaged the heart of many people even to this day.
That was my original intention, but no. It's only one vowel (which can be any, really), but each letter represents a different musical note. It also has w, h, and the "tt" sound found in butter (in a Cockney accent) or in "uh-oh". I'll provide more complete information on the language later, for those nutjobs that actually care (like me).