Corvus™

this just in: earth-chan is gay

These “geniuses” on the internet are honestly pissing me off, it’s genuinely insulting to actual geniuses such as I. These people probably think they are geniuses just because they got a good grade once whereas I got 12 A* in my IGCSE’s without even trying. I have also scored 1595 on my SAT. But not only am I the literal embodiment of genius, I also have a very athletic build unlike all these keyboard warriors. I am 6’5, very muscular and can probably beat anyone in any sport. Ladies just throw themselves at me but I don’t act all high and mighty as I am a humble person, I date anyone who I think I connect with. I also have multiple million dollar companies begging me to work for them. These “internet geniuses” are nothing compared to me but I don’t go around bragging about it like they do.

Feminists: 1910's Right to vote
Feminists: 2018 You are OPRESSING ME by holding a MIC!!!

<•> My first impression <•>

My first impression of you was that you were toxic, yes, but doesn’t everyone have that slight bit of toxicity within them? I didn’t particularly agree with everything you said and I was somewhat not willing to get to know you, but personally I think now that you’re nice and you’ve changed for the better Your wall is interesting and nice for me to read lmao, don’t die by the way. I’d miss you even if we haven’t talked much at all.

i be goin' all out, son.

ha... ha... im not as funny as i think i am.

imma just keep pumpking these comments out wherever i see the opportunity.

and now all that's left to do,
is watch the Dumpster-fire ensue.

if your life is off the clock, then you're ready for this cock
-necrophiliac

fucking SJEWS these days

You mean like calling people racists and Nazis because they don't tolerate your Orwellian game critiques? The funny thing is? You're right. I am dehumanizing you. You don't deserve the respect of a gamer. You poison our children with lies and deceit. You preach against the values that made gaming great. You are hellbent on the destruction of the clan unit to the point where you pump mods into your games just to keep yourselves entertained, acting like you're resisting the 'admins' by BUTCHERING your own ability to topscore. You carry out a toxic campaign of mental and social genocide against gamers (especially white gamers) and the only reason you haven't gone full Walker and actually started murdering us is because you lack the skill, hours, and frankly the wallhacks to pull it off. You ruin and destroy every game you touch. You bring pain and misery where there used to be clans and trash talk. You hate what you are and you blame me for it. You call me a nazi because I'm an EA fearing white gamer that believes in enforcing admin abuse. You call me a CAT bot despite your entire ideology being that warped offspring of Tetris. You claim to be Soldiers for RED Team while actively trying to destroy every Sentry that disagrees with you by any means necessary. We don't want your compromise. We want your destruction. We don't want your surrender. We want the Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. We don't want a marriage to the Gabenless, soulless, morally corrupt fucking degenerates that have take control of Kotaku. What we want? Is a waifu. I'm not dehumanizing you because of your noobishness the way you dehumanize me for mine. I am dehumanizing you because you are a virus. You are a fucking plague on games, admins, levels, skill, clans, pride and accomplishment and you must be destroyed. Your influence on this society must be surgically removed. Your account must be purged, if not Digitally then swattingly. You must NOT be allowed to retake control of this console or my mom's house. You are a cancer. You are a disease. We are the cure and at E3 the infection that has been poisoning the motherboard of this great nation will finally get what it truly deserves. Eradication.

ey gurl. come on and get some of this peen, and i'll lick that nasty pussy of yours clean :100:

it ain't it fellas
imma gib you the big fuck

gimme a bleach bath and call me toasted bread