Well as I cannot get on the server I though I would post about what it is like to be a Canadian.
Firstly we are fond of jokes
We love our hockey as it is the only sport you can play here due to the snow
Most of our diet consists of doughnuts, moose meant, walrus, and flapjacks
Around 100% of all the Canadian children cannot identify their home state on a map
We do live in Igloos and our parliament building is in danger of melting due to global warming
No one drives a car as the snowstorms just bury them overnight, so we drive around on snowmobiles and dogsleds
Our main exports are snow and maple syrup,
If you are Canadian then you know exactly how true the first statement was.