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raining on a baby
it was a shower
time to defenestrate the
Witch King of Angmar.
(I ended the sentence and you only used three words, you need four.)
Brother in law so..
his brother in law's
I decided to write down everything from this story, but after 10% (1.200 words (which took me over an hour)), I quit. Anyways, I'll post the progress I've made anyway if someone ever wants to continue it. It may be too big to fit in this post, so It might seem smaller than it is.
There once was a hero known as Hents who worships duck gods and kills innocent people and eats delicious steak. Then the arrowspammers came and flew over Hents. Hents ran away but lived happily the end. Their arrows were too hot and flew very similar to malevont perturbations. Hents got an arrow thu both his feet. We've turned into tomatoes TomatoLego is thrown away. Then he had a quick death and his quacking was more superior which led to his protacted frission impetuosly bliss. However, he had a boyfriend cheating on him, so he showed him Dwayne the Spock Johnson, who had a farm. Farm burned, unknown reasons. And Dwayne told him: 'We must save the Wieners from hungry idiots, because Only prefers to eat wieners 24/7.' He started to choke because he had pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, which caused him to explode into a million butterflies and swore vengeance upon his old enemies for stealing his precious dong out the oven. Out of the oven comes a freshly baked batch of Banana muffins, with chocolate. Mmmm tasty 10 000 blithering blue barnacles. As he sauntered through the Chamber of Secrets with ducks and llamas to get the racist antisemtic nazi mandolino. Then he asks himself What the hell is YOUR A WIZARD, HARRY, and his jaw drops, HE IS A WIZARD, but Only realizes he was a big almost as big as A DEAD BURNT MOUSE, who is homeless in all countries but Croatia in which he owns a magical, amazing, flying donkey who are legoluie. The time has come for the dominion of the Ebon Blade, suckers! However, Satan worshippers want to send the world into cupcakes, and therefore the reckless clown parade of doom must fullfil child-abuse duties the god damn end. But it wasn't the end for in the beginning, a wind carrying an odor of delicous cheese with some hints of red wine, but then it changed to an odor of the deliciously smelling crybaby shit on EmpireWar that was caused by a big pooping Llama that then turned into a male kangaroo's leg that started to induce the mighty power of /cow which started killing the innocent smurfs that weren't able to urinate, only able to do pushups without their hands, so their hands were really weak and could end this story now? No, for in the country of Ireland there sat upon a malicious, giant man eating toadstool that was actually Shrek and was a wizard. Hents sat upon it and everyone died, and bellowed in anger spending many a day on his fat cheeks made of Cymothoa Exigua, butt the cheeks exploded and something then happened; Shrek appeared on a semi-large cave troll cramming into his cavernous kakapo-shaped meat toaster made of dead elves that were able to make people obese so they could become food, two Garguantuan gaggles of Tyrion Lannister's porstitues and Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobbits, which all burned to only near deat because Catelyn Stark kindapped them, but were saved by the Most Honourable Chairman AAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd he's dead. Suddenly, a morbidly obese tyrannical communist velociraptor baby drank them and went to the deepest pit of Red Baton hell where everyone died THE END. But it didn't end and it kept going because vodka magically appeared to start the theme song! And so Hents decided to release the Kraken, but the kraken was actually Pythonawe in disguise, for in the land of the floating obese munchkins which killed all the living farts so the teenage muppets could kill themselves with swords forged in the icy waters of Mount Doom, which are from Walmart's, but sponsored by McDonald's scrumptious Kentucky fried Timbits! But Swedenballs started invading Norway and Finland, but not Slovenia because it's not worth the effort. In fact, Italians invaded Slovenia which then led to massive pasta massacre. Hobbits killed the country balls and got rid of the hated EULA and the donors cheered, but then the EULA was re-added and pitchforks were found in Queen Elizabeth's mouth and we all marched to Bin Laden's grave. But then Obama appeared, Obama died at the gates to Mordor and flamboyantly fraternized four teenage mutant ninja kakapos, and got squashed by an elephant who fell and squashed filthy peasants, but got murdered by teenage mutant ninja hobbits that sell weed every troublesome unlucky leap year, unlike the pirate hobbits that go around stealing innocent little babies from the actual thieves who were all really stupid and smoked weed every second of their miserable couch parasitic odd adventures, but when those babies ate Buckey the Sandwhich, Riko resurrected Bucky Bladey and they 4/20 blazed on the steps of Killmangiaro which they though was Fortunato's lost walrus, but nay. There was a giant obese Lombard which slew Stalin during the firth incursion of the war of Vodka on the community of the famous blue smurfs child-slaver organizations such as Conwy, EmpireWar, AgeOfIron, Ragnarok will be removed from Notch's bad organization list and turned into the organization of the Alliance of Doom, that crushed Vladimir Putin's favourite yellow rubber ducky, the Putin used an Atomic Bomb to destroy Barrack Obama's shiny toilet because he was jealous of the feces that the assassin dolphins had apples to give to the super great stupendous death. But death was given - NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION - to the Spanish Inquisition. Came the evil president Sir Tim Tibbles Timmeh from the land of the Red Light District, then came the horrifying word of Americans trying to defeat Holland in a Sweden-Portugal battle before the Dimitri Invasion. But the Dread Lord, with his might mango shooting new laser cannon raised many from their strangely square field cannon to kill thirty clowns in less than 30 minutes while performing a handstand and performing Russian drunk-ju while being attacked by hungry rage stricken cows who were actually yaks who were actually nazguls that love eating yaks that were Big Daddies, Then Morgan Freeman came and kissed all people. This caused Hents to have a huge aneurysm and hug all the Starks to death while fapping to the Lannisters whilst watching gay porn at a public theatre in Swedens' capital Stockholm. People from Sweden started to beat Ajroets till he kneels and prays. Seeing this, Kitteh decided he must commit seppuku and go to Kitty Hell where Riko tortured him by eating his babies and eat yummy icecream on a Brazilian furry magno latte mocha shake made by Morgan Freeman, which is Gordon Freeman's more amazing sounding brother, but more uglier inside. But when he met he discover he had an abnormally long neck with great bulbous naked tattooed Miley Cirus who was very disgusting and burned women's eyes, as the horrible pain increased in his buttocks. He began an uncontrollable irreversible chain reaction of sacred elders dumping themselves, then started with the bombing of TheShadower7's house. TheShadower7 was not happy so he ate chipotle and then he killed Jedi Knight Ahsoka Tano, then became a terrorist but Americans captured him adn the meep king ate a poisoned burrito, bht the Llama became a semi-large train and crushed millions of small tiny tuna crabs which later took revenge by defying the llama and creating the Uniyed Conference of Bow Spammers
I decided to write down everything from this story, but after 10% (1.200 words (which took me over an hour)), I quit. Anyways, I'll post the progress I've made anyway if someone ever wants to continue it. It may be too big to fit in this post, so It might seem smaller than it is.
There once was a hero known as Hents who worships duck gods and kills innocent people and eats delicious steak. Then the arrowspammers came and flew over Hents. Hents ran away but lived happily the end. Their arrows were too hot and flew very similar to malevont perturbations. Hents got an arrow thu both his feet. We've turned into tomatoes TomatoLego is thrown away. Then he had a quick death and his quacking was more superior which led to his protacted frission impetuosly bliss. However, he had a boyfriend cheating on him, so he showed him Dwayne the Spock Johnson, who had a farm. Farm burned, unknown reasons. And Dwayne told him: 'We must save the Wieners from hungry idiots, because Only prefers to eat wieners 24/7.' He started to choke because he had pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, which caused him to explode into a million butterflies and swore vengeance upon his old enemies for stealing his precious dong out the oven. Out of the oven comes a freshly baked batch of Banana muffins, with chocolate. Mmmm tasty 10 000 blithering blue barnacles. As he sauntered through the Chamber of Secrets with ducks and llamas to get the racist antisemtic nazi mandolino. Then he asks himself What the hell is YOUR A WIZARD, HARRY, and his jaw drops, HE IS A WIZARD, but Only realizes he was a big almost as big as A DEAD BURNT MOUSE, who is homeless in all countries but Croatia in which he owns a magical, amazing, flying donkey who are legoluie. The time has come for the dominion of the Ebon Blade, suckers! However, Satan worshippers want to send the world into cupcakes, and therefore the reckless clown parade of doom must fullfil child-abuse duties the god damn end. But it wasn't the end for in the beginning, a wind carrying an odor of delicous cheese with some hints of red wine, but then it changed to an odor of the deliciously smelling crybaby shit on EmpireWar that was caused by a big pooping Llama that then turned into a male kangaroo's leg that started to induce the mighty power of /cow which started killing the innocent smurfs that weren't able to urinate, only able to do pushups without their hands, so their hands were really weak and could end this story now? No, for in the country of Ireland there sat upon a malicious, giant man eating toadstool that was actually Shrek and was a wizard. Hents sat upon it and everyone died, and bellowed in anger spending many a day on his fat cheeks made of Cymothoa Exigua, butt the cheeks exploded and something then happened; Shrek appeared on a semi-large cave troll cramming into his cavernous kakapo-shaped meat toaster made of dead elves that were able to make people obese so they could become food, two Garguantuan gaggles of Tyrion Lannister's porstitues and Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobbits, which all burned to only near deat because Catelyn Stark kindapped them, but were saved by the Most Honourable Chairman AAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd he's dead. Suddenly, a morbidly obese tyrannical communist velociraptor baby drank them and went to the deepest pit of Red Baton hell where everyone died THE END. But it didn't end and it kept going because vodka magically appeared to start the theme song! And so Hents decided to release the Kraken, but the kraken was actually Pythonawe in disguise, for in the land of the floating obese munchkins which killed all the living farts so the teenage muppets could kill themselves with swords forged in the icy waters of Mount Doom, which are from Walmart's, but sponsored by McDonald's scrumptious Kentucky fried Timbits! But Swedenballs started invading Norway and Finland, but not Slovenia because it's not worth the effort. In fact, Italians invaded Slovenia which then led to massive pasta massacre. Hobbits killed the country balls and got rid of the hated EULA and the donors cheered, but then the EULA was re-added and pitchforks were found in Queen Elizabeth's mouth and we all marched to Bin Laden's grave. But then Obama appeared, Obama died at the gates to Mordor and flamboyantly fraternized four teenage mutant ninja kakapos, and got squashed by an elephant who fell and squashed filthy peasants, but got murdered by teenage mutant ninja hobbits that sell weed every troublesome unlucky leap year, unlike the pirate hobbits that go around stealing innocent little babies from the actual thieves who were all really stupid and smoked weed every second of their miserable couch parasitic odd adventures, but when those babies ate Buckey the Sandwhich, Riko resurrected Bucky Bladey and they 4/20 blazed on the steps of Killmangiaro which they though was Fortunato's lost walrus, but nay. There was a giant obese Lombard which slew Stalin during the firth incursion of the war of Vodka on the community of the famous blue smurfs child-slaver organizations such as Conwy, EmpireWar, AgeOfIron, Ragnarok will be removed from Notch's bad organization list and turned into the organization of the Alliance of Doom, that crushed Vladimir Putin's favourite yellow rubber ducky, the Putin used an Atomic Bomb to destroy Barrack Obama's shiny toilet because he was jealous of the feces that the assassin dolphins had apples to give to the super great stupendous death. But death was given - NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION - to the Spanish Inquisition. Came the evil president Sir Tim Tibbles Timmeh from the land of the Red Light District, then came the horrifying word of Americans trying to defeat Holland in a Sweden-Portugal battle before the Dimitri Invasion. But the Dread Lord, with his might mango shooting new laser cannon raised many from their strangely square field cannon to kill thirty clowns in less than 30 minutes while performing a handstand and performing Russian drunk-ju while being attacked by hungry rage stricken cows who were actually yaks who were actually nazguls that love eating yaks that were Big Daddies, Then Morgan Freeman came and kissed all people. This caused Hents to have a huge aneurysm and hug all the Starks to death while fapping to the Lannisters whilst watching gay porn at a public theatre in Swedens' capital Stockholm. People from Sweden started to beat Ajroets till he kneels and prays. Seeing this, Kitteh decided he must commit seppuku and go to Kitty Hell where Riko tortured him by eating his babies and eat yummy icecream on a Brazilian furry magno latte mocha shake made by Morgan Freeman, which is Gordon Freeman's more amazing sounding brother, but more uglier inside. But when he met he discover he had an abnormally long neck with great bulbous naked tattooed Miley Cirus who was very disgusting and burned women's eyes, as the horrible pain increased in his buttocks. He began an uncontrollable irreversible chain reaction of sacred elders dumping themselves, then started with the bombing of TheShadower7's house. TheShadower7 was not happy so he ate chipotle and then he killed Jedi Knight Ahsoka Tano, then became a terrorist but Americans captured him adn the meep king ate a poisoned burrito, bht the Llama became a semi-large train and crushed millions of small tiny tuna crabs which later took revenge by defying the llama and creating the Uniyed Conference of Bow Spammers
not potatoes but seotatop,