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I'd like to see your reasons for preferring one race over the other in the comments.
Also please remember we only mean Tolkeinian Elves and Dwarves. Pictures of Grumpy, Sleepy, Santa's Elves, Elves from Eragon, etc. will be irrelevant.
 
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Dwarves suck!
Dwarves are slow minded, greedy and most of them are really stupid; Thráin II (Thorin's dad) was stupid enough to ignore the warnings of the wise and intelligent elves and paid the ultimate price for his stupidity, the scene in The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug at Beor's house? The one where all of the dwarves were unable to open a simple 'up and over' door without the help of Thorin. And if this leaves you thinking, 'well that proves Thorin is smart and not greedy, right?' Hell no. Thorin stupidly risked his life at the end of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey by strolling down the tree to try and fight a large number of Gundabad Orcs and Wargs (for which he was gravely wounded and would have died if it wasn't for Bilbo), he is also overcome with revenge and greed on several other occassions throughout Tolkien's novel of The Hobbit and the current two film adaptations.

The only wise dwarf/dwarves I can think of are Dain Ironfoot and the other dwarves from the Iron Hills, Dain and his army arrive at the battle of the five armies and are the main cause of the crush of the armies of Mt. Gundabad and Dol Goldur, Dain's rule of Erebor was very prosperous and even held back the armies of Mordor and Rhun long enough to help guarantee t he destruction of the ring and the defeat of the rest of Mordor's armies at the Battle of The Morannon (Balin was going to be put on to this segment of wise dwarves as he was arguably the wisest out of Thorin's company of dwarves and kept these dwarves in safe hands throughout the quest, however Balin was foolish enough to attempt to recolonize an obviously Goblin and Orc occupied Moria, this idotic move cost him his life and his place on this list).



Elves rule!
On the other hand, Elves are fair and wise and on numerous occasions try and advise the dwarves throughout Tolkien's and Peter Jackson's works on serious matters, to which the dwarves ignore these elves' thoughtful words and draw the attention of a dragon from the North, a dragon who in one fell swoop takes a whole dwarven Kingdom (I, of course, am referring to the incident at The Lonely Mountain). Seeing the sacking of Erebor and the desolation of Dale, the wise elven King Thranduil took his armies away from the near immortal Smaug and returned to Mirkwood. Oh, and a company of elves could totally defeat a company of dwarves, depending on the terrain of course (elves could defeat dwarves on most terrains whilst dwarves are only recognisible fighters in caves, close quarter combat and drunken brawls).
If you are stupid enough to disagree with me, please reply to this message with whatever sh*t you can try and convince me with.
 
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Dwarves suck!
Dwarves are slow minded, greedy and most of them are really stupid; Thráin II (Thorin's dad) was stupid enough to ignore the warnings of the wise and intelligent elves and paid the ultimate price for his stupidity, the scene in The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug at Beor's house? The one where all of the dwarves were unable to open a simple 'up and over' door without the help of Thorin. And if this leaves you thinking, 'well that proves Thorin is smart and not greedy, right?' Hell no. Thorin stupidly risked his life at the end of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey by strolling down the tree to try and fight a large number of Gundabad Orcs and Wargs (for which he was gravely wounded and would have died if it wasn't for Bilbo), he is also overcome with revenge and greed on several other occassions throughout Tolkien's novel of The Hobbit and the current two film adaptations.

The only wise dwarf/dwarves I can think of are Dain Ironfoot and the other dwarves from the Iron Hills, Dain and his army arrive at the battle of the five armies and are the main cause of the crush of the armies of Mt. Gundabad and Dol Goldur, Dain's rule of Erebor was very prosperous and even held back the armies of Mordor and Rhun long enough to help guarantee t he destruction of the ring and the defeat of the rest of Mordor's armies at the Battle of The Morannon (Balin was going to be put on to this segment of wise dwarves as he was arguably the wisest out of Thorin's company of dwarves and kept these dwarves in safe hands throughout the quest, however Balin was foolish enough to attempt to recolonize an obviously Goblin and Orc occupied Moria, this idotic move cost him his life and his place on this list).



Elves rule!
On the other hand, Elves are fair and wise and on numerous occasions try and advise the dwarves throughout Tolkien's and Peter Jackson's works on serious matters, to which the dwarves ignore these elves' thoughtful words and draw the attention of a dragon from the North, a dragon who in one fell swoop takes a whole dwarven Kingdom (I, of course, am referring to the incident at The Lonely Mountain). Seeing the sacking of Erebor and the desolation of Dale, the wise elven King Thranduil took his armies away from the near immortal Smaug and returned to Mirkwood. Oh, and a company of elves could totally defeat a company of dwarves, depending on the terrain of course (elves could defeat dwarves on most terrains whilst dwarves are only recognisible fighters in caves, close quarter combat and drunken brawls).
If you are stupid enough to disagree with me, please reply to this message with whatever sh*t you can try and convince me with.
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Okay, so first Dol Guldur's presence in the Battle of Five is non-canon.
Secondly, that is stereotypical. Dwarves value gold, yes, but so do humans. The only difference is we WORK for ours. We are not slow-minded. We are not usually stupid. Thrain II had seen two of his sons, his father, his brother die. He had seen his kingdom sacked, thousands of his subjects killed. He went mad. And they never said the Elves were the ones who warned him. Yes, Thorin became greedy on several occasions. So would you. Hell, so did Thranduil and even Feanor. No one is perfect, not even the Elves. Don't expect them to be. And that was not stupidity, that was courage. They were cornered. It seemed as if they would all die. I'm sure you would have thought so, too. He courageously attacked them in an attempt to save his friends. All the Dwarves and Bilbo came to his aid, are they stupid? There was only one Gundabad Orc. The others were average Orcs (though they may well have been from Gundabad). I don't see how, even if this were true, it would be sufficient to condemn a whole species. Yes, Balin did act foolishly. And I don't see why Dain should be singled out. There were just as many Dwarves as Elves and men. And he personally didn't stave off the Easterings and Orcs. And his reign was as prosperous as any Dwarf king's reign - in fact, the only way he surpassed Thror was in building. The up and over door is irrelevant, as Peter Jackson's Film vs. original novels, novels trump.

The Elves never advised Thror and Thrain, and the Dragon was almost certainly unforseen by all. That's also true. We have superior weapons, armor, and tactics. We would be evenly matched in all terrain save forested (Elves win) and underground (Dwarves win). And Thranduil could at least have assisted the Dwarves - I don't doubt many were injured or in their senior years.

I have laid my shit on the table. Please respond.
 
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Dwarves suck!
Dwarves are slow minded, greedy and most of them are really stupid; Thráin II (Thorin's dad) was stupid enough to ignore the warnings of the wise and intelligent elves and paid the ultimate price for his stupidity, the scene in The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug at Beor's house? The one where all of the dwarves were unable to open a simple 'up and over' door without the help of Thorin. And if this leaves you thinking, 'well that proves Thorin is smart and not greedy, right?' Hell no. Thorin stupidly risked his life at the end of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey by strolling down the tree to try and fight a large number of Gundabad Orcs and Wargs (for which he was gravely wounded and would have died if it wasn't for Bilbo), he is also overcome with revenge and greed on several other occassions throughout Tolkien's novel of The Hobbit and the current two film adaptations.

The only wise dwarf/dwarves I can think of are Dain Ironfoot and the other dwarves from the Iron Hills, Dain and his army arrive at the battle of the five armies and are the main cause of the crush of the armies of Mt. Gundabad and Dol Goldur, Dain's rule of Erebor was very prosperous and even held back the armies of Mordor and Rhun long enough to help guarantee t he destruction of the ring and the defeat of the rest of Mordor's armies at the Battle of The Morannon (Balin was going to be put on to this segment of wise dwarves as he was arguably the wisest out of Thorin's company of dwarves and kept these dwarves in safe hands throughout the quest, however Balin was foolish enough to attempt to recolonize an obviously Goblin and Orc occupied Moria, this idotic move cost him his life and his place on this list).



Elves rule!
On the other hand, Elves are fair and wise and on numerous occasions try and advise the dwarves throughout Tolkien's and Peter Jackson's works on serious matters, to which the dwarves ignore these elves' thoughtful words and draw the attention of a dragon from the North, a dragon who in one fell swoop takes a whole dwarven Kingdom (I, of course, am referring to the incident at The Lonely Mountain). Seeing the sacking of Erebor and the desolation of Dale, the wise elven King Thranduil took his armies away from the near immortal Smaug and returned to Mirkwood. Oh, and a company of elves could totally defeat a company of dwarves, depending on the terrain of course (elves could defeat dwarves on most terrains whilst dwarves are only recognisible fighters in caves, close quarter combat and drunken brawls).
If you are stupid enough to disagree with me, please reply to this message with whatever sh*t you can try and convince me with.
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Okay, so first Dol Guldur's presence in the Battle of Five is non-canon.
Secondly, that is stereotypical. Dwarves value gold, yes, but so do humans. The only difference is we WORK for ours. We are not slow-minded. We are not usually stupid. Thrain II had seen two of his sons, his father, his brother die. He had seen his kingdom sacked, thousands of his subjects killed. He went mad. And they never said the Elves were the ones who warned him. Yes, Thorin became greedy on several occasions. So would you. Hell, so did Thranduil and even Feanor. No one is perfect, not even the Elves. Don't expect them to be. And that was not stupidity, that was courage. They were cornered. It seemed as if they would all die. I'm sure you would have thought so, too. He courageously attacked them in an attempt to save his friends. All the Dwarves and Bilbo came to his aid, are they stupid? There was only one Gundabad Orc. The others were average Orcs (though they may well have been from Gundabad). I don't see how, even if this were true, it would be sufficient to condemn a whole species. Yes, Balin did act foolishly. And I don't see why Dain should be singled out. There were just as many Dwarves as Elves and men. And he personally didn't stave off the Easterings and Orcs. And his reign was as prosperous as any Dwarf king's reign - in fact, the only way he surpassed Thror was in building. The up and over door is irrelevant, as Peter Jackson's Film vs. original novels, novels trump.

The Elves never advised Thror and Thrain, and the Dragon was almost certainly unforseen by all. That's also true. We have superior weapons, armor, and tactics. We would be evenly matched in all terrain save forested (Elves win) and underground (Dwarves win). And Thranduil could at least have assisted the Dwarves - I don't doubt many were injured or in their senior years.

I have laid my shit on the table. Please respond.[/quote]

I like how you say 'we' as if you are a dwarf in real life! xP Oh and I like that last remark, 'I have laid my shit on the table.'

Anyway, back to arguing. Dol Guldor's presence is non-canon, my mistake. However, I am mostly using evidence from the film (as I read the book four years ago ._.), anyway dwarves' greed for gold is far greater than that of men. There is a reason dwarves build their communities and even kingdoms around mining (The Iron Hills, The Blue Mountain settlements and mines, The Lonely Mountain, Moria etc.) and spend their time underground, their natural greed for the gems hidden in the rocks. Thráin didn't go mad because of the deaths of his family (Thorin even saw his father die in front of him and barely lost any sanity), he went mad because of his wealth (and power, the arkenstone gave him a lot of power). His greed for gold took over him, forcing him to make his subjects mine for more, and more, and more.

Until Thranduil warned him (I'm talking about the film's here) of what evil would be drawn to Thráin's halls full of gold ( for your information, Thranduil states this in the film as he talks to Thorin in Mirkwood, I can't remember the exact quote :/), but he wouldn't listen. And sooner or later he paid the price for his stupidity. And yes, I am making a generalization of the whole species of dwarves, as Tolkien and Peter Jackson don't exactly give you the personality and information of every single dwarf in Middle Earth, do they? Instead, they give you a certain number of characters as examples of how Dwarves' act. There wasn't only one Gundabad Orc, Azog and his company were all from Mt. Gundabad. Dain's reign was significantly more prosperous than Thráin's and Thror's as he didn't lose the Kingdom or live his reign in exile. The up and over door is relevant, as Peter Jackson's Film is my main source. Oh, and one final thing; Elves live longer! :P
 
What, I am. <.< And lol thx.

Yes, it's greater. Yeah, there's a reason. See, Dwarves have an affinity with the earth. We were made of the rock of the earth, and thus seek to be as close to it as possible. We also have a natural skill for mining, carving, smithing, and jeweling. So why shouldn't we use these skills to bring in the dough? Yes, we are more lustful after it than men, but give us some slack, mate. ;-) And Thrain didn't go mad from wealth, Thror did.

Oh, sorry, I forgot. But let's remember this is from the films. Yes, they were from Gundabad, but there was only one GUNDABAD Orc, as in the breed. Yeah, Dain didn't lose his kingdom to exile, that's because there weren't any dragons. Not better, lucky. Even the Easterlings weren't repulsed through might, but through the undoing of the One Ring. The door is NOT relevant, as it's not our fault you use it as your main source. And I have no doubt Elves get bored. I've always seen Dwarves as a happy medium in terms of longevity, living longer than the heartbeat that is man's lot, but lot going on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and onzzzzzzzzzzzzzzonzzzzzzzzzzzon . . .

Oh, sorry. Anyways, the fact is that mortality was actually Illuvatar's (I am using his proper Ardan name, as people use Eru just cuz it's shorter :P ) gift to men, that they would die and move on. He apparently gifted this also to Dwarves. Immortality sounds great, but if I had to live 4,000 years in a cramped valley I'd just commit suicide, no shit.
 
And anyway, you gotta admit, Erebor's way more sexier than Lorien.

http://www.empirewar.org/profile/3751908/pics?album_id=324451&refresh=1400104656
 
all people vote dwarves just cause the hobbit movie.... i love them both, but in a fight? Elves. I honestly like dwarves better, but i know my lore, elves would win.
 
That's cuz Peter Jackson made Elves too op. He portrayed Gimli as a trundling ball of hair and iron. That's not Gimli. That's not a Dwarf. And that's not true, Dwarves are just sexier.
 
That's cuz Peter Jackson made Elves too op. He portrayed Gimli as a trundling ball of hair and iron. That's not Gimli. That's not a Dwarf. And that's not true, Dwarves are just sexier.
Lets play blame peter. jk
Dwarves are tougher, and are manly sort of folk, which i like, but elves have magic, so yea.
 
Electric, Elves don't "have" magic. What they have is thousands of years to practice magic. If we wanted to, we could be great wizards.

And that is amazing, Dimitri. No joke. That's perfect.
 
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That's cuz Peter Jackson made Elves too op. He portrayed Gimli as a trundling ball of hair and iron. That's not Gimli. That's not a Dwarf. And that's not true, Dwarves are just sexier.
orderly fashion ? anyways back on topic.
dwarves are stronger, bigger, tougher, then elves.
elves are faster, more magical, wiser, then dwarves.
 
Orderly fashion.
NOT MORE MAGICAL.
Not necessarily wiser, because most wisdom comes with age, so it's relative. Bigger? *cough* short *cough* we're just as broad as a man but shorter, so we look bigger.
 
I am getting very tired of these debates, Bio has made excellent points:
-Wisdom is gained through age
-All things covert gold and gems, don't say elves don't cos the one thing Thranduil asked of Thorin was the return of certain gems
-In the books no one forsaw the dragon, that was Jackson's attempt to add a little bit extra to the personal dislike between Thorin and Thranduil
-The only things in Middle-Earth born/created with magic are the Istari, Elves just have an eternity (literally) to practice
-The "Up and out door" was not mentioned in the books and only added for effect. Plus, if a huge bear thing was trying to eat me, and charging full pelt at me, I'd be to busy pissing myself to try and open a door. Showing that the dwarves are braver and able to act better instinctively in a crisis than many.

On the other hand:
-Elves are better at taking advice than dwarves. Dwarves are stubborn and proud its in their nature
-Elves care more for the world around them than a lot of the dwarves do (not all though)

Also, let's stop this BS about the dwarves not fighting Morgoth and Sauron. Out of the seven dwarf kingdoms, none of them directly helped Sauron (that is to say non explicitly sent troops). The kinbads of Moria for example fought against Sauron and whilst the battle for the Black Gate was going on King Dain II Ironfoot actually died fighting off hordes of Orcs and Easterlings, if you don't believe me read the appendices and educate yourself on LOTR lore before you come back and tell me otherwise.

I may not know as much as Bio but I can still put together a fairly water-tight argument.

N.B. This is argued on the basis that the Novels>the Films
 
Alright, alright. I withdraw my points, you two (Bio and Dyl) easily out do me with your knowledge of lore (I should probably re-read the books soon). 'whilst the battle for the Black Gate was going on King Dain II Ironfoot actually died fighting off hordes of Orcs and Easterlings, if you don't believe me read the appendices and educate yourself on LOTR lore before you come back and tell me otherwise.' my bad, Dyl. I haven't read the appendices for quite a while (I just re-read them online, they're quite interesting).

Oh, and Dylwinator, I also strongly agree with your last point; the Films are a fairly good adaptations (except the recent Hobbit films, instead of a long list of points I could make, just watch these instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03LhYBNLXWo (This is a YoutTube link to someone else's video, I'm not advertising) and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LDhsH79jAY (Another YouTube link), but compared to the originality of the Books they are pure sh*t. I am only using the Films as my main sources as more people on these Forums have probably seen the Films than read the books and I haven't read the Books for quite a while. :/
 
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