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Forum game: Corrupt the wish

Granted, instead "Veterans" are called "Geezers".

I wish that everyone on the EW forums had perfect grammar and spelling.
 
Granted but you accidentally catch fire yourself and burn all that you stand for from existence.

I wish that I can't make a wish.
 
Granted, But you go in a Michael bay movie and become and deception then get blown up

I Wish I wouldn't get beaten up by feels
 
Granted, you can no longer feel, but you can no longer think for yourself as well. You become a robot that can only follow orders.

I wish for a pet cat.
 
[quote user_id="4393394" avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/EnderMatrul/74.png" name="EnderMatrul"]Granted, But they are immature and ban you for being ugly

I Wish I was a cat
Granted, but you could only spend your time doing absolutely nothing or licking your butt. Why? BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUNCTIONING THUMBS MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHH.[/quote]
NOOOOOOO!!!!
 
Granted, but only you can see yourself as a duck. Everyone else thinks you're a weirdo who says "Quack" all the time.

I wish I was a wolf.
 
Granted, but you wouldnt be able to find any food, so you would end up eating yourself.'

I wish that I had more likes
 
Granted, but then no one else but you would know it, and no one would Believe you if you told them.

I wish that I would be able to controll time and be able to teleport
 
Granted, but you've actually been killed by Tim over a hundred times and continue to be killed, only by him

I wish I could be a butterfly.
 
Granted but you would be captured by scientists and experimented on for the rest of your life

I wish I could have minus a billion points on siege :)
 
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