Ban for eating a mouse head made of marijuana while a crocodile eats your blonde tuft on a Mercedes Benz in the Black House at New York in front of the president George John Thomas James Andrew Martin Tim William Zachary Millard Franklin Ljubo Abraham Ulysses Rutherford Chester God Stephen William Theodore Kronos Warren Herbert Harry Dwight Sauron Lyndon Richard Gerald Ronald Barack Obama of the Disunited Countries of Canada. Oh, and you cheated.