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High King of the Dwarves

ThuBioNerd

ThuBioNerd

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So I have recently become aware of the fact that MD is high king of the Dwarves.

I won't beat around the bush - I am challenging him for the position.
Why?
Because I love Dwarves.
I know pretty much all there is to know of them.
I have created a language for the Dwarves.
I roleplay as a Dwarf.
I write stories about Dwarves.
Did I mention I love Dwarves?

To my knowledge, MD just has a skin.

I also don't think we should hold a writing contest or a building contest or an easter egg hunt, because that doesn't tell anything. If I were to say to you, go find the TARDIS on Minas Tirith and you'll be king of the Dwarves, and you went and found it, is this a good reason to be king of the Dwarves? Is a story a good reason? (well, it does contribute, but not on its own it doesn't) Is a build a good reason? To rule a race one must love that race, one must wish to be that race and want what is best for that race. One must truly wish for the position, not for its social status, but for the opportunity it provides to assist his people to the maximum.

MD, I'd love to hear your thoughts on the matter? (this isn't anything personal, mind. I just don't feel you're the best candidate)
 
HOW ABOUT THIS! YOU ARE THE KING OF MORIA AND THE LANDS WEST OF IT. MD IS THE RULER OF THE LANDS EAST OF MORIA. AND ALL OF THE OTHER PEOPLE COULD BE LIKE THE LORD OF THE IRON HILLS OR SOMETHING. IF THIS CONTINUES, I WILL GET THE 12 AND DECIMATE THE DWARVES.
 
Look, this is all about tradition. MD has been king for a looong time, since I joined the server. I think he should stay king, but, if he doesn't care, then I purpose this: the council of (x) hammers
http://www.wowwiki.com/Council_of_Three_Hammers
that way you can both rule the Dwarves. Sjoerdtim would also be on the council, as he always wanted to be king of dwarves, and is currently a half-dwarf ruling Gondor.
MD would represent the East, like Erebor, Iron Hills. Thu would represent the West, like Blue Mountains, Moria, Misty Mountains, and tim would represent the south, White mountains and other southern kingdoms.
You satisfied? I think an election or competition is more fair for everyone as it gives everyone an equal shot at the position, but I'm tired of your pestering and want to get this one over with
 
Yes, and we were ruled by the king of England for a looooong time.

I like the idea of a council - maybe I'll found one. Me as chief, and Tim, MD, some others as others.

But not satisfied. Dwarves aren't a democratic society - heck, neither are Elves, they're anarchy except in the First and Second ages, when there were a few kings, and in Thranduil's realm. I'm not pestering. I'm making a claim to the throne.
 
ThuBioNerd, i have no idea when i became "King of the Dwarves", But i do like the title.
I got the dwarf skin long before i found this server,
I think Beepbobit's idea is great.

England is still technically rule by a monarch, but she is more of the insult-able diplomat, i mean seriously who wants to insult a queen that looks like the generic white haired old grandmother....
 
She's the public figure, with no power as far as I know. Just a morale-boost.

So you accept the challenge?

And Andy, I play on many roleplay servers where skins IC are required. Having a crown may cause awkward questions.
 
Oh and in the name of all that is good please don't ask me to 1v1 MD for the crown because I won't. xP
 
All laws must be signed by her, makes it official. She has the power to reject a law but the chances are so slim as it would probably be rejected in the house of lords before hand.

I like the idea of a 1v1 challenge, bows at 100 squares :P
But i never said i accepted the challenge, i said i liked beeps idea.
 
If it was personal i would end your life on the siege server and make you a prime target :P
Na, i'm here for the fun.
An acher can't effective charge into battle XD
 
You know how you so up about the dwarves, sudden realisation, a skill i sure you don't have.
How good is you knowledge on geology, finding gold veins, recognising minerals :P
Just a sudden thought :P
 
MD_K47 said:
You know how you so up about the dwarves, sudden realisation, a skill i sure you don't have.
How good is you knowledge on geology, finding gold veins, recognising minerals :P
Just a sudden thought :P
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So you need to have knowledge on geology to be king?

*raises hand*
 
Well be be a dwarf king, what's the point of a king that can't find gold.
It's like an elf that can't sing and hold a bow.
 
No you're not, Finn.

And why would a king have to find gold? I have miners. :P

Yes, I love rocks, minerals, etc.

I can tell you the difference between an intrusive and extrusive igneous rock and tell you which it is just by looking. I know what three minerals make up granite (feldspar, mica, and quartz).

And I can dig like you nevah before seen bruddah.
 
Ancient dwarf thing:
The king of silver fountains
The king of carven stone
The king beneath the mountain shall come into his ow n
The bells shall ring in gladness in the mountain kings return
But all shall fail in sadness
And the lake shall shine and BURN
(So will mirkwood for that matter and dale again)
 
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