(Sung to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire; an ode to bad builds; song by the Voxel Box)
Water fountain, Redstone locks, wooden box, piston blocks
A pokeball, a shopping mall, a roman bathhouse
Nether portal, Wizard's tower, coliseum, giant flower
Glowstone fail, minecart rail, heatray size twenty
Hobbit hole, gold schlong, replica parthenon
Tinkler, Giant Creeper, None of these are a keeper
Cobble castle, Flatland, Gilded turd on 4chan
Captain Sparkles, Voxelwiki, Graylist application
CHORUS:
I set that build on fire
It was never passing
It was a giant glass thing
I set that build on fire
No, I didn't like it
So, of course, I fried it!
Clashing colors, Submarine, Blinking redstone light machine
Flying island, Admin command, Diamond block
Chat gag, Nazi flag, Obsessed with server lag
Wiki answers, “How do I get blocks?”
Cart tracks, Jungle vines, Newbies out there digging mines
Before you build, use a plan, or you will be getting banned
Glowstone, Megaplex, Asymmetry, ship wrecks
T-N-T, Giant Tree, Default texture pa-ack
CHORUS:
I set that build on fire
It was never passing
It was a giant glass thing
I set that build on fire
No, I didn't like it
So, of course, I fried it!
Pixel art, Derpy shack, square sail, You’re off track
Blobby Shai-Hulud, Bug admins for review
Build-a-thon, Guest zone wipe, VoxelGod all-caps type
Plagiarize, Poker face, play through Deep Space Turtle Chase
Whitelist hassle, Yogscast, Sandcastle, pyramid
Lava drips, no-phys, Technicolor horror
Review, swimming pool, VoxelGet and Nineworks Tools
Stupid concept, Rebuke, This build is getting nuked
CHORUS:
I set that build on fire
It was never passing
It was a giant glass thing
I set that build on fire
No, I didn't like it
So, of course, I fried it!
Quantum Cake, Asshat, Can’t install the modpack
Flying Cactus, Paste in a schematic
Kupo’s in Meridia, Glitchy Minecart-mania
LOGIC, Lighthouse, Voxelcourt finds innocent
Ban wall, Rated X, Lazy repetitious wrecks
AFK, By-the-way, I said not to call them gay!
CHORUS:
I set that build on fire
It was never passing
It was a giant glass thing
I set that build on fire
No, I didn't like it
So, of course, I fried it!
One thick walls, Way too tall, Voxel Lager drunken brawl
Deep space, Doopstick, Bad builds get erased
Log-in, Age Game, Username, Signtexts are all profane
Daro Monster's in your build, because you just aren’t that skilled
Fibonnaci, Open Mic, lava bucket, lightning strike
Build duets, minarets, LOUD CHAT, DDOS Threats
Exothermic liquor store, Your build has a tragic flaw
Black and white checkered floors, I can't take it anymore!
OUTRO:
I set that build on fire
But when you are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on.
Water fountain, Redstone locks, wooden box, piston blocks
A pokeball, a shopping mall, a roman bathhouse
Nether portal, Wizard's tower, coliseum, giant flower
Glowstone fail, minecart rail, heatray size twenty
Hobbit hole, gold schlong, replica parthenon
Tinkler, Giant Creeper, None of these are a keeper
Cobble castle, Flatland, Gilded turd on 4chan
Captain Sparkles, Voxelwiki, Graylist application
CHORUS:
I set that build on fire
It was never passing
It was a giant glass thing
I set that build on fire
No, I didn't like it
So, of course, I fried it!
Clashing colors, Submarine, Blinking redstone light machine
Flying island, Admin command, Diamond block
Chat gag, Nazi flag, Obsessed with server lag
Wiki answers, “How do I get blocks?”
Cart tracks, Jungle vines, Newbies out there digging mines
Before you build, use a plan, or you will be getting banned
Glowstone, Megaplex, Asymmetry, ship wrecks
T-N-T, Giant Tree, Default texture pa-ack
CHORUS:
I set that build on fire
It was never passing
It was a giant glass thing
I set that build on fire
No, I didn't like it
So, of course, I fried it!
Pixel art, Derpy shack, square sail, You’re off track
Blobby Shai-Hulud, Bug admins for review
Build-a-thon, Guest zone wipe, VoxelGod all-caps type
Plagiarize, Poker face, play through Deep Space Turtle Chase
Whitelist hassle, Yogscast, Sandcastle, pyramid
Lava drips, no-phys, Technicolor horror
Review, swimming pool, VoxelGet and Nineworks Tools
Stupid concept, Rebuke, This build is getting nuked
CHORUS:
I set that build on fire
It was never passing
It was a giant glass thing
I set that build on fire
No, I didn't like it
So, of course, I fried it!
Quantum Cake, Asshat, Can’t install the modpack
Flying Cactus, Paste in a schematic
Kupo’s in Meridia, Glitchy Minecart-mania
LOGIC, Lighthouse, Voxelcourt finds innocent
Ban wall, Rated X, Lazy repetitious wrecks
AFK, By-the-way, I said not to call them gay!
CHORUS:
I set that build on fire
It was never passing
It was a giant glass thing
I set that build on fire
No, I didn't like it
So, of course, I fried it!
One thick walls, Way too tall, Voxel Lager drunken brawl
Deep space, Doopstick, Bad builds get erased
Log-in, Age Game, Username, Signtexts are all profane
Daro Monster's in your build, because you just aren’t that skilled
Fibonnaci, Open Mic, lava bucket, lightning strike
Build duets, minarets, LOUD CHAT, DDOS Threats
Exothermic liquor store, Your build has a tragic flaw
Black and white checkered floors, I can't take it anymore!
OUTRO:
I set that build on fire
But when you are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on.
