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My Guide On How To Make A Successful Thread on EW

bubbaberet

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This Guide Has not Been Approved By Tibbles

Step 1: Think of a boring and overused topic, if your making a report then there you go! A topic everyone has seen 1000 of

Step 2: Make sure to be as much as a dick as possible, Ex: Either your just an ass or an idoit - Anzra

Step 4: If anyone has a different opinion flame about 20 posts about them. Trust me it helps, just ask Akam

Step 5: Always have some random guy talking about stuff no one cares about, If you can't find one get Andrew

Step 6: If your thread gets more than 3 pages completely change the topic from what it was originally to back talk on the thread.

Step 7: If you did all these steps correctly Tim should come and Lock your thread in at most a week, thats how you know its successful

Now you have the appropriate steps to make a good HOT front page threads everyone will comment on.

Actually Poop: Latley all the threads have just made me laugh and half are completely stupid and get off topic so fast its hilarious, If your reporting someone I get that but most of the reports have around 3 page arguments among players now
 
bubbaberet said:
This Guide Has not Been Approved By Tibbles

Step 1: Think of a boring and overused topic, if your making a report then there you go! A topic everyone has seen 1000 of

Step 2: Make sure to be as much as a dick as possible, Ex: Either your just an ass or an idoit - Anzra

Step 4: If anyone has a different opinion flame about 20 posts about them. Trust me it helps, just ask Akam

Step 5: Always have some random guy talking about stuff no one cares about, If you can't find one get Andrew

Step 6: If your thread gets more than 3 pages completely change the topic from what it was originally to back talk on the thread.

Step 7: If you did all these steps correctly Tim should come and Lock your thread in at most a week, thats how you know its successful

Now you have the appropriate steps to make a good HOT front page threads everyone will comment on.

Actually Poop: Latley all the threads have just made me laugh and half are completely stupid and get off topic so fast its hilarious, If your reporting someone I get that but most of the reports have around 3 page arguments among players now
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you know well about these threads :P
Lets hope akam doesnt get mad, or andrew do what he said he would do.
 
Im going to get rage, either from staff or try hards but I know in the end all of u giggled at least once
 
LMAO
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I kind of lost it after people did this to my thread http://www.empirewar.org/forum/m/5312442/viewthread/13067039-us-siege-server-if-we-really-do-get-300-people-on-this-weakend/post/70302331#p70302331
so y not start off topic arguments on others. just a big brawl
 
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Oi you forgot step 7! Make sure Bio and Cookie don't come on and go super-sarcasm on the thread, beating on its comments and generally telling people why they're wrong in the most facetious way.
 
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