NEW GAME! Say The Most Random Thing To Win!!!

[Pythonawe]

The person with the most votes on their post will win. No theme, and it he goal is it to sound weird and make you laugh.
If you laugh, you vote on their comment. You can vote multiple times. Have fun!!!

 

[Rahdgar]

Or we could just not?

 

[RaidStone - Weby]

Jackie Chan's uncle ran away with my funions pack in the boat.

 

[Kingjoseph1st]

The Spanish Inquisition

(come on, no-one expected that!)

 

[KingWeasels]

Mangos love kissing windmeals on Thanksgiving. IM ON VACATION AT THE BEACH!!!!!!!!!! MY VIEW SUCKS

 

[Pythonawe]

I got one: why did you make my pet backpack constipated and ship him to the northern and slightly colder region of New Guinea. He later told me that a full-grown turkey's sombrero is not as enjoyfull as a slaughtered tiger's ear wax.

 

[KingWeasels]

Tourettes???

 

[ThuBioNerd]

The Spanish Inquisition

(come on, no-one expected that!)

Knowing you, I did . . . xD

Why do my nostrils whisper to me???

 

[Wacko]

Können Eskimos Fliegen?

 

[MetObij]

Können Eskimos Fliegen?

Nein.

 

[Lagy_Paladin/Andrew]

behold the most random word in mc: derp @ herp

 

[pwnerdoode]

bay leaves

 

[KingWeasels]

Können Eskimos Fliegen?

Eskimos can fly

 

[GymLeaderVolkner]

Yuck

 

[Only_God]

The beheaded prostituted kitty urn, subliming uniquely through the Gym leaders portable pumpkin pie.

 

[Admiral_Frank]

MUSTARD

 

[Akam_7912]

giant hairy blue elven bread bananas are yummy

 

[Guest]

Flying unicorn rainbow walrus eats a potato.

 

[Madmanxtreme]

Tim loves Only. I think I won.

 

[ThuBioNerd]

Guys, by random he doesn't mean random words. Anyone can do that. He means a phrase that actually makes a bit of sense but is so unexpected and hilarious no one saw it coming. Ever.