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Worst/Funniest reports ever

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beepbobit

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Ok so here's an interesting poll for you to fill out. Feel free to comment below if I missed any good reports. I certainly had fun flipping through these, there are some hilarious shenanigans on this server
Question:
WHAT IS THE WORST/FUNNIEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER BEEN REPORTED FOR ON EMPIREWAR?
 
Sorry I can't choose. These are all so hilarious. xD
If they haven't read the Hobbit why are they playing on a lotr siege server?
xD LMS . . . WHY NO ONE NO UV YU!?
 
Another good one: http://www.empirewar.org/forum/m/5312442/viewthread/12466202-ricutza-extreme-swearing-racism/page/1/post/last
xD that's the longest, most cleverly obscene thing I've ever seen on the server
 
" OOH, one more "Spoiling ending of the hobbit" xD is that illegal? "
That is illegal... I ban/mute everyone doing that on purpose..
 
sjoerdtim said:
" OOH, one more "Spoiling ending of the hobbit" xD is that illegal? "
That is illegal... I ban/mute everyone doing that on purpose..
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Thankyou, tim. At least somebody here sees sense.I reported on the basis that paddypunky had recently been punished for something similar, and the fact that the person was also being anti-gay and swearing repeatedly. Many people said 'why are they playing on a lotr server if they havent read lotr?' frankly I think that it's difficult to think of a stupider thing to say. It's like saying 'why do you play mc hunger games if you haven't read the books?'
1. Because this server is fun, one doesn't have to have read the books or films of what it was based on to play it and
2. I came across this server on pmc, and thought it may be fun so tried it out. Turns out it's great fun and it's got me into lotr.
I would also like to clarify that I have read the books, I was unselfishly reporting on behalf f those who were waiting to see the movie (of whom said so on the server at the time)
Most people on the server will have no clue about lotr, I would say at least 60% just play because they enjoy it, not because they like lotr and looked for a lotr server.
 
Also most of these 'funniest reports' are very rational.
Spawnkilling- can be worth a long ban
Somebody trying to convert in private chat- are you honestly stupid enough to treat that as a joke? Private chat makes things personal and twice as offensive, whilst I hope trying to use the server as a way to convert people's relgion is worth a perm ban
Talking dutch is an offense to the rules- have you read them yourself? this is a stupid thread
 
Benjamini66 said:
Also most of these 'funniest reports' are very rational.
Spawnkilling- can be worth a long ban
Somebody trying to convert in private chat- are you honestly stupid enough to treat that as a joke? Private chat makes things personal and twice as offensive, whilst I hope trying to use the server as a way to convert people's relgion is worth a perm ban
Talking dutch is an offense to the rules- have you read them yourself? this is a stupid thread
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I'm not saying the reports aren't rational, I'm saying it's funny that someone did the thing that's being reported at all, because it's so obviously a breach of the rules or so stupid/hilarious that there's no way they should've gotten away with it.
The one about spawnkilling is a joke. Spawnkilling is a serious offense, I was just joking that it was a joke
And yes, I am stupid enough to treat trying to convert someone over private message as a joke. I mean, it's mine craft, on a lord of the rings, pvp, server, and you're trying to convert someone you don't even see or know to a religion? That seems pretty silly/dumb to me, and I agreed that he should be banned.
You misunderstand this post as an approval of the things done in the reports, it's not in any way
 
beepbobit said:
[quote user_id="7167875" avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/Benjamini66/74.png" name="Benjamini66"]Also most of these 'funniest reports' are very rational.
Spawnkilling- can be worth a long ban
Somebody trying to convert in private chat- are you honestly stupid enough to treat that as a joke? Private chat makes things personal and twice as offensive, whilst I hope trying to use the server as a way to convert people's relgion is worth a perm ban
Talking dutch is an offense to the rules- have you read them yourself? this is a stupid thread
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I'm not saying the reports aren't rational, I'm saying it's funny that someone did the thing that's being reported at all, because it's so obviously a breach of the rules or so stupid/hilarious that there's no way they should've gotten away with it.
The one about spawnkilling is a joke. Spawnkilling is a serious offense, I was just joking that it was a joke
And yes, I am stupid enough to treat trying to convert someone over private message as a joke. I mean, it's mine craft, on a lord of the rings, pvp, server, and you're trying to convert someone you don't even see or know to a religion? That seems pretty silly/dumb to me, and I agreed that he should be banned.
You misunderstand this post as an approval of the things done in the reports, it's not in any way[/quote]
Ok, now a funny report is when somebody reports something so stupid like relogging so somebody can be a wizard. Funny is not somebody breaking a rule.
 
Because they're the worst. All you proved is that you can be an annoying bitch and spam the site complaining about people who 'spam', when they really didnt.
 
This isn't fair, you're just condescending the people who try to help our server by getting rid of rulebreakers.
Thread locked, don't ever come with a thread like this again.
 
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