You might be v2

[LimeeFox]

Example:
If you are obsessed with cephalopods, you might be lavish.

Rules:
One person must post before you can post again.
Its a game, do not be offended if someone says something rude; it is supposed to be amusing.

Let me start:
If you build walls
you might be Trump

 

[ElectricCharged]

If you like traps
you might be gay

 

[assassiniv]

If you like anime
Your parents might (100%) think that you are a failure.

 

[The_Witch_Pikmin]

If you're a kek.
You might be a kekistani.

 

[Tobberz]

If you casually mention Lavish, who has not been active for years
You might be LimeeFox.

 

[assassiniv]

If you are a mod and also a twol
You might be tobb

 

[Unusual Brit]

If you like LOTR
You might be a FUCKING NERD

 

[Tobberz]

If you swear on the forums, in direct contravention of the forum rules...
You might be TheWitherKingHD

 

[StealWonders]

If you are lazy but also love to work at the same time...
You might just be me

 

[The_Witch_Pikmin]

If you hate bugs/errors but can't be bothered reporting them at the moment...
You might be me.

 

[LimeeFox]

If you join ew for 30 minutes to simply launch fireworks and run around the lobby with no reason
you might be LimeeFox

 

[De_Mik]

If you join Empirewar to be afk all day,
you might be Craig_Gavinson

 

[Gundabad1]

If you are one of the biggest dickheads ever on EW but actually a legendary pvp'er
You might be Gundabad1

 

[Olex]

If you call yourself a legendary minecraft pvper, You might be less than 13 years old.

 

[Gundabad1]

If you think Gundabad1 is 13, but actually is 9.
You might be a Swed

haHA im 9 btw

 

[assassiniv]

If you live in china you might get your organs harvest so the government could sell it to rich people

 

[LimeeFox]

If you think Gundabad1 is 13, but actually is 9.
You might be a Swed

haHA im 9 btw

He aid less than 13 years old (9 is less so he guessed right)

If you notice you accidentally own a server you might be sjoerdtim

 

[Weebophobia]

if you think anime is a sin, you might be right.

 

[Regent of Carthage]

If you might be right, you may think that Dimitri is finally returning to EW, however, he is not because FUCKING LAG.

 

[LimeeFox]

If you think you play beserker class you might be thebeserker