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  • next time some1 pisses you off say the following:

    close your fuhqin mouth

    your just really fuhqin dense

    if you hate me why you talkin'? you don't make no fuhqin sense

    you got a sad life, sad wife. go to fuhqin hell

    are you stupid or disabled? i can't relly fukin' tell

    your a fukin dumb shit

    you don't even run shit

    get right the fuck out my face, go to hell, and eat a dick.

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    i hope you fuhkin' die in a high-speed car crash

    i hope you fuhqin fall and get your fuckin head cracked

    i hope you have some beautiful children that die from cancer

    i hope you catch ebola when your wife gets pregenant

    i hope you win the lottery and die the next day, and your daughter gets to see ya' get lowered in your grave.

    so now that you've heard me drop them fuhqin bars, go to school and play nice on the fuckin' monkey bars
    ♪ in barren land, were the dead will walk and the dragons fly, blood across the sand. good intentions crumble as the demons rise. welcome to my own hell, a place i know well, there's nothing like. hope ya came prepared. because this is where. ANGELS COME TO DIE. ♫
    don't you fucking hate it when you are trying to write a script and the bitch glitches and writes a line of code twice?
    i Theorize the Baryonyx, Suchomimus and Spinosaurus are all the same dinosaur.

    so i shall now dub the species Suchofalsus meaning False Crocodile

    Suchofalsus is unlike most reptiles or even any birds, in the way that it is born from the Womb of the Adult, it looks very different from the adult in a few ways, one being that it is born without a sail. like crocodiles, this creature is Amphibious. never straying very far from its lake or river. its skin needs to stay relatively wet in order to survive and it cannot live very long without being able to drink water. Suchofalsus is a piscivore, meaning it primarily eats fish, however when the creature is older it can sit in wait just under the water, and the rush out of said water when prey is taking a drink.

    Suchofalsus starts out as what was previously thought to be Suchomimus, then as it grows up procceds into what was known as Baryonyx, and finally the known and loved Spinosaurus. since the Spinosaurus gives live birth, it cannot be born with the sail, therefor the sail grows and develops over time.
    want to know in the simplest of simple terms why I hate humanity?
    well, if you don't... I don't really care
    i'm telling you anyways
    it is as simple as this:
    why is it that humans are the only primates that smiling means you are being friendly?
    because species wise, WE ARE FUCKING CRAZY
    we are LUNATICS
    its like that one crazy person in the horror movie that comes up to you smiling and saying nice things to you, but intends to kill you any second now
    we are the #1 cause of extinction of species
    pretty soon we are going to be labeled as Planet Killers
    PMC or planet minecraft moderators are racist homophobes

    and they banned me for having only 3 infraction points
    you know... for minecraft being a cancer Lego block game, it is actually pretty fun to go on a Minecraft server and harass little 4 year old's and make them break their shitty laptop while screaming "FUUCKING NIIIIGGEEEER"
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