Corvus™

may the 4th be with you

tis i

im totally a part of the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ community
rawr xd owo

i've made a new animation

im straight up blocked from dying

FUCK

painpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainconfusionpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainbetrayalpainpainpainpainpainpainendlesstormentpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainwhypainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainwhymepainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainwhydoeseveryonepainpainpainpainhurtmepainpainpainpainpainpainwhydoeseveryonepainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainjudgemepainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainwhycantijustpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainbehappypainpainpainpainpainpainpainthisshit'sedgy

Trump: just helped to end a war that has been be going on for decades.
the left: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
seriously, It's like the left can't stand the notion that people who aren't equally as left aren't all sexist, racist, prejudicial psychopaths out to destroy mankind.

an ocean of pain
the waves of hatred
come after the rain of unnecessary demodulated, disdain

this pain comes from those unwilling to maintain a connection
they dip into the surface of these dark waters
and judge my character only for minor falters

but those willing to know the great black sea
dive down too far too hastily, it gets hard to see, for my past is the definition of murky
they drown in the confusion, their memory lost in an ocean of pain
washed up onto the shore by the waves of hatred
leaving all party's involved in a lake of agonizing pain
washing waves of hatred, after the long rain.

save yourself the disdain
forever drain the ocean of pain.

ahaaa

talking to me always ends in hurt

i dont even know what the fuck i did other than
"annoy" her
with my problems

im so sorry that i feel like opening up with my problems instead of bottling them up like you do, bitch,

why are all y'all so stupid

it gets better before it gets worse...
not the other way around.

thought this was hilarious, I started crying with laughter. Please take a moment to read the whole thing.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart

Dear Mrs. Woolf,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of
chips.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children
obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Emergency Medics were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in
here.' One of the Staff passed out.

I wonder if I'll have to go along on many more shopping trips?

huh, she says she cares.
but then blocks me and shit like 5 minutes later Six Weeks fucking 10x worse than i am

AGH this day just went from bad to worse