Corvus™

did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

im not a thug, im not a tough guy, im not strong, and im not smart
but im also not a weak-ass, wimpy, pansy little bitch eating kale and yogurt and crying about how mommy and daddy didn't let me hang out /w my friend's

bitch i didn't have a "mommy," and i barely have a dad, so shut the fuck up and stop crying, you're making a fool of yourself god damn

fire

s to the e from the e to the x, i want to bend you over a desk, smack you so hard so you know im the best, make you scream till your lungs are bursting out ya chest

i am a mindless creature

we have motherfuckers in masks tearing down statues, banning buzz words, and waving the soviet flag around, erasing our history, because it "hurt their feelings" all the while creating mass racism by glorifying black people because they are black, and dismissing the words of those with light skin because they have "white privilege" opening the doors for more hatred based on color, in the name of "ending racism" they are insisting on banning certain assault weapons because some psychopath used one to shoot up a school and because they "look scary"
we, as a society, are having our voice stripped away from us, our protection from tyrannical governments denied, our history being wiped away from existence, our gender and identity as people stripped down into meaningless garbage, and our liberty being burned away by way of Molotov cocktails, the red white and blue flag is being replaced with a hammer and sickle, our history of lifting up out from under the feet of those who wish to crush us, our history of getting over old terrible traditions, our reputation as the people who came together, as individuals, united under one nation, under god, for liberty and for all, is being replaced with a gender-less, identity-less, senseless totalitarian tyrannical government ran by the mindless drones of society. see the world you have wrought, in a hundred years we will look back unable to comprehend what we see, mindless drones reduced to a shadow of what humanity used to be, what humanity very may well never be again.

... is a like spammer

since when are thought provoking posts "edgy"?

oh wait, i forgot, im preaching to an audience of.... creatures, who are incapable of thinking any deeper down than "eat, sleep, shit, fuck"

y'all are fucking animals y'know that? like most of you aren't even sapient, you're just apes with a vocabulary.

im covered head to toe in physical scars.
and mind to heart in emotional ones.

tuatara are some of the coolest beasts in the world

yeah im ugly
yeah im crazy
yes im stupid
yes im hypocritical
yes i have problems
but at least i dont lie, cheat, break promises, make assumptions, withhold valuable information & talk shit behind people's back. can you say the same?

the water had gone down too far and my fishing pole broke

im going fishing today, with my new homemade cane pole, im going to be using raw crayfish and minnows for the bait, im not hoping to catch much, some sunfish at least, some bluegill at best, but maybe my new fishing spot will surprise me! : D

it's the revenge of the 5th bitches

an original meme by me

ur welcome

so i used my scottish dirk, a hacksaw, a drill, and a lot of my strength to make a cane pole out of bamboo for fishing, i can't wait to use it im going to have a big fish and chips cookout at our local park and im going to invite the small amount of friends i have to come and enjoy some good fresh-caught grilled bluegill, bass, shiner, sunfish, and whatever else i can catch, im hoping to have a lotta fun /w this thing.

i cut my hand while sharpening my Scottish dirk