Corvus™

THIS POST IS SUPER EDGY SO IF YOU DON'T WANT THE EDGE TO SLICE YOU CLICK OFF NOW

with me, when i try, i achieve. i wanted to learn martial arts, so i tried, and now i'm an expert. i tried to learn the art of illusions, getting quite good at that too... parkour? when i tried to do it i learned to do it. for the longest time i had the immortal complex where no matter what anybody said to me it didn't mean anything to me and i'd laugh it off. but everything just chisels away at you, and over time you grow old, weathered, tired, weak, you chip away, until you're either dead or you wish you where. the thing is, i was a mountain, but there were so many people hitting me so hard in the feels that i became a small hill.
i'm tired now.
i don't want to will anything.
and yet i want the world.
i know i can be anything.
but i'm too tired to try.
this is what really gets me down.
and yet what keeps be going forward.
why do i do this to myself?

EDGINESS INCOMING. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT, IT IS HIGHLY SUGGESTED THAT YOU EVACUATE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY.

how to deal with fake fans. good night.

ya boy Your Local Asshole here is what i tend to call a retarded genius, he's so damn smart at one area of the spectrum that he forgets to even think about a entire other, making him appear smart when he is on one subject, and like a deaf kid with downs syndrome and ADD when he is on another.
for example:
here your local asshole demonstrated a master skill level at trolling with his subtle jabs at me through his posts pretending to be me, however, if you take a closer look at his jabs you can tell he himself doesn't fully comprehend or grasp what he is insulting. simple things such as his snide remarks across enjin can speak volumes of the real person behind the account. need i say more? i could write paragraph after paragraph about this person's errors and mistakes but for one, i'm not entirely sure that they even are mistakes in the first place, and for 2, i'm tired and i don't have the patience for that shit, good night.

don't you love it when random people you don't even know try to block you?

i'm working on a new Oriental-European Bungalow-Mansion hybrid build.

i gtg i gotta take care of some shit lmao, but first, time to tag the joke of enjin Le End

oh hunny NOO. why do you do this to yourself?

Pump and dump
Jizz and Jolt
bust your load and hit the road
Sperm and Squirm
Blow and Blow
Skeet and scoot
Jizz and Jet
jerk and squirt
Fuck and flee
Dump and ditch
Hit it and quit it
Shoot and scoot
hump and dump
tap it and scrap it
pork it and cork it
fuck it and chuck it
hump it and dump it
tag it and bag it
shoot the jizz then out you is
rock her box then change the locks
cum in the beav then time to leave
plant the seed and pull the weed
tap that ass then hit the gas
smash and dash
nail it and bail it
Pump and dump
Pounce and bounce
ejaculate and evacuate
hit and run
Slay and stray
Screw and shoo
Leave it in the dust after getting that bust
Toot it and boot it
Squirtle and hurtle
smash and dash
Stab it and Bag it
Jizz and Whizz
Eat it and Beat it
Pound the beaver and leave her
Get the fuck in and get the fuck out

This is why you need math.

suspended from school... again... for fighting... ugh...

2 sick puppies down, many more to go.

i support post-birth abortions, you can too! join the trend and be aborted real soon!
#SupportPostBirthAbortions

i just dumped all my fucking girlfriends. i wanna try to not be a manslut for a bit... try it out again.

more quality convo's with LocalPanda/xHaeilleh

i'm so fucked up
in the head
all my friends are
DEEEEEAAAAD

...do you wanna brew some vodka?

do you wanna brew some vodka?
come online we can't delay!
i'm sitting in this room
brewing brews of doom
the floor is starting to decaaaayyyy

getting drunk here i come...

imma brewin me some vodka boiz

**flashes back to photo in the bathroom shirtless using a cam-corder**

i'm shuddering.

...at least he's using a phone lmao.