Corvus™

aaand... finished... finally xD

why are these idiots on enjin so easy to troll? :thinking:

ANTIFA: "We're gonna kill you all on November 4th!"

Me:

there is truth, in every word, there are lies, in every post. solve the riddle of the disconnect, find the truth among the lies

i'm going to be straight up and honest and someone i really care about is probably going to see this but idc. i have 6 girlfriends, all of which i am romantically involved with, i am far from a cuck. i'm just an asshole, no morals, no good, no emotions, just a dickhead, and i don't like dances because they are filled with morons with nothing, no life goals, no idea of who they are, nothing, just retards with retarded and abstract ideas of purpose which they'll never meet. so yes, i am very anti-social, because i am constantly surrounded by idiots who think they're the god damn embodiment of Einstein, and you cannot convince a retard of they're stupidity because you got no point of reference, and whenever you say something they don't understand they automatically assume that what you said is stupid because they're "SOO SMART" so they should be able to understand it. half the shit i say flies right over peoples heads and then they call me a retard because of it. so yeah, i'm anti-social, and i'm an asshole, and i fucking give out nudes like free candy to those who ask, same thing with my address. stop acting like you know anything at all, because you dont.

fun and weird fact of the day: when you become flushed, or begin to blush, it is a sign of blood quickly rushing into your cheeks, this is similar to when you get a boner, when you get a boner it is actually the blood rushing into a spongy area within your dick, causing it to expand, and stiffen, so when you blush, your face basically has a boner, and when you get a proper boner, your dick is basically blushing :joy: :joy:

yes, i play roblox, and i also play minecraft, what of it? both games have a cringe community. both games also have communities that are also not cringe, so before you start judging me based on the video game you play, consider that all games have cringe-based sub-communities, not just the ones that i play.

and dinner... is served

cooking lobster: i first started by removing the meat from the hard exo-skeleton, relatively easy when you know what your doing. (this is from before i cooked the lobster for those of you who didn't find that obvious)

there's only one thing left to do! learn the language of the flea's... earn their trust, and then breed with their women, and in time... our differences will be forgotten.

and now for our random video of the day...

true intelligence isn't possessing knowledge, all the knowledge in the world won't magically make some people smart, despite how helpful it can be, no, instead, true intelligence is being able to assess and analyze the situation, and handle it accordingly. i hate all the retards at school metaphorically jerking each other off because of their apparent "intelligence" when in reality they're all just a bunch of bimbo's pretending to be something they're not, fake ass motherfuckers

truth

THIS TREND IS FUCKING. CANCER.
KILL ME.

Six Weeks

we're all tough heroes and trollsss, as long as you don't gotta leave your ho-me

does the laugh out-loud, or does the loud out-laugh? if the loud out-laughs what is the loud out-laughing? does it out-laugh the laugh or out-laugh the loud? if the laugh out-louds how loud is the laugh? does it kill all laughs or kill all loud? does the laugh overlay the loud or the loud the laugh? these questions really are quite daft

dying children