Corvus™

the one thing i have learned from being on enjin: the more immature you act the more relatable you are

tl;dr when in retardsville, do as the retards to

part 2: Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's Stoned

THIS MAN IS A LEGEND

anybody who legitimately likes Justin, one direction, or any of those boy bands literally does not deserve to be in my presence, and if it where up to me they'd all undergo extensive brainwashing programs convincing them that Justin Beiber is Hitler and one direction is the Fourth Reich

OKAY TIME TO GO TO BED... at 5:11 AM.... who needs a normal sleep cycle? NOBODY THAT'S WHO! and you're an idiot if you have a normal sleep cycle.
fuckin' nerd :joy:

why do u post stupid things without explanation it's very odd and confusing

be honest with someone and you are treated like the embodiment of Hitler but lie and blow smoke up someones ass and now you are now jesus himself

whatever matches ya fancy ig... i guess...?

okayyy....

random posts are indeed random

can confirm that 81.5% of martial arts as seen in the movies is 100% fiction.

thank you for your time.

Sandra surrounds herself with e-men who all fight for her attention. what a pimp :joy: :joy: :joy:
fr tho u cool ecks dee

who remembers this lil gem?

you're so white shut up

you know what? imma lay off the nigga i'm done being a insensitive cunt... for now.

Damien would approve

SCREEECHEEE

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad

my school photo lmao have a fun go at me m8