Killmatronix

http://www.empirewar.org/profile/4603141/wall#wallpost23471421 Giveaway.

Slimegirl24 Since your oh-so secret post on your wall got already blown by yourself on a reply in the comments, I just want to say this: I can't stand people trolling me. You never let me finish and always called me salty no matter what I said. And you were acting like that ever since me and Zoom declared war on eachother. Now for the raid thing: It was cheating on Aaron's part. You were sarcastic about it and, again, continued to call me salty. I'm sorry, but this shut you up. I hope we can go back to being friendly towards eachother, but I won't be the only one to blame here.

This wasn't meant as a rage post. When I said that your insults do matter, I didn't mean it as sarcasm. But you freely called me whatever you wanted, discarding it like a blown tissue. That's why I said you got into the faction thing too much.

So yeah, I'm probably gonna get crap for saying that to you. Not saying it was the right thing to do, but you're seriously only blaming me for it. Like you didn't do anything.

Greetings! I am soon making a Harad faction on aaronjnc 's LotR faction server. (Strage combo, no?) I want to ask you all to consider joining it. Basically, I'm already in an one man war against Zoom's Gondor faction and Mith's Numenor faction. (They only seek hatred against this peaceful man. LET US KILL THEM FOR THEIR DEEDS!)

For now, I'm in Aaron's own faction, Moria, and I'll repay him for his good will and standing with me against the fools that oppose me, an innocent guy, who did not provoke anyone. (SLASH THEIR THROATS IN THEIR SLEEP FOR NOT BEIDG OBEDIENT!) He will be repaid, of course, But I'll soon be expanding and, like I said in the previous paragraph, making my own faction, Harad. If anyone will be interested, we'll always be able to make some sort of a southern union or Dwarf-Haradrim union.

In the last thingy, I thank Aaron again for taking me in and not kicking me after Zoom, the traitorous, murderous Gondorian that he is, enemied us. He kept me even after Mith enemied us, but he couldn't take the heat of the badass factor that Moria has, so he allied us again.

Oh, and, Slimegirl and dog_lover and mean. Kill on sight, you shall.

IP: 99.178.169.163

The following is directly copy-pasted from Reddit user alkanite. I find his/her translation to be the best, even though it's not top rated. There are many more, but yeah. So, from here on, it's his post:

NOTE: copying this over from a reply I made a little further down in the comments.

Direct translations make no sense because it's poetic writing. I'll try to retain as much of the original work's connotations as possible. Anything with artistic expression is done so within the confines of said original connotations as to not throw detectives off. If anyone finds parts of my translation that are contradictory of this, please let me know and I'll try to fix it ASAP.

Vi

กระสุนลูกนั้นร้อนระอุ....

The bullet pierced her with searing heat....

เมื่อวิ่งตัดผ่านเธอ แม้ไม่ฉีกร่างของเธอเหมือนคมกระสุนทั่วไป

Upon entering her, though it did not tear through like most bullets

แต่กลับสร้างเปลวไฟสีแดงสด ที่แผดร้อนจนอาวุธใดๆ ในโลกยังมอดไหม้

Struck a crimson flame, capable of reducing any weapon to ashes

ไม่อาจนำกลับมาใช้ได้อีกต่อไป.....

Impossible to be used ever again

ทุกคนต่างหวังให้เธอรอด

All prayed for her survival

แต่ความหวังนั้น...ไม่เคยมีอยู่จริง......

Though it was but...false hope...

Garen

ยามเมื่อเสียงปืนนั้นแผดก้อง...เสียดลึกเข้าหัวใจของทุกคนที่ได้ยิน

The echo of a gunshot...piercing the hearts of all those who could hear it

คมกระสุนวิ่งตัดผ่านทุกสิ่ง ไม่เว้นแม้เกราะของบุรุษกล้า

A round so sharp nothing could stop it, not even the armor of a man of justice

ก่อกอบผลึกคริสตัล ประกายระยิบระยับ..งดงามดั่งดวงดารา

Growing leaves of crystal, lights dancing off its facets...a beauty to behold

กระนั้น....ความหวังแห่งเดมาเซียยังโรยรา........

All at once....the hopes and dreams of Demacia shattered........

Sona

แสงที่แว่บวาบขึ้นมานั้น

A light flared into existence

จ้าจนมิอาจฝืนมอง

Its luminescence beckoning the gaze of all

ดวงไฟน้อยลอยเอื่อย

Drifting lazily in the wind

แล้วบังเกิดเป็นผีเสื้อตัวน้อยสยายปีก

Transforming into a butterfly, its wings reached for flight

บินล้อละอองควันสีหม่น

Flying amidst the smokey haze

แต่เมื่อทุกสิ่งทุกอย่างจางหาย

But when all settled and was still

เธอ....ผู้ดั่งเป็นดวงใจก็ลาลับ.....

She who struck our heartstrings....left, never to return....

I did express some artistic freedom here and didn't directly translate some sentences. They were changed a little to make it sound better. For example, 'she who struck our heartstrings...embraced slumber' was hardly accurate, for the actual Thai quote was simply 'She...whom we loved fell asleep'.

Hope this is a little useful for you detectives out there though.

Edit: formatting.

Edit 2: mistranslated 'ลาลับ' as 'ลาหลับ'. Thanks to /u/Scumbl3 for helping me.

Edit 3: clarifying part of the sentence in Garen Poem's third line in response to /u/HandsomeTaco.

Holy shit, found some next level deduction right here. To give a bit of an inside info, it's about the recent secret occurences of the four League champions (orderly placed by the order in which they were afflicted): Zed, Sona, Garen, Vi. This deduction has been posted on Reddit, on the Thai teaser post (which has since bee removed) and resolves about Zed, who was the only champion from the four mentioned above that didn't get some leakage. Creds to magicchatman2 on Reddit:

There's nothing for Zed. The other three are implied to have died. However, when Zed gets killed in-game, he disappears into a pool of shadow, leaving no body behind. Coincidence? I think not. Let's look further. Who else in League goes into a pool? Vlad. The tooltip for Vlad's pool reads:

"Vladimir sinks into a pool of blood, becoming untargetable for 2 seconds. Additionally, enemies on the pool are slowed and Vladimir siphons life from them. Vladimir sinks into a pool of blood for 2 seconds, becoming untargetable and slowing enemies above him by 40%. Vladimir deals 80/135/190/245/300 (+15% of bonus Health) magic damage over the duration and heals himself for 15% of that amount.".

Note that there are 26 occurrences of the letter "a". The same number as the letters in the English alphabet. Who was the 26th champion released? Anivia. Interesting that her name starts and ends with the letter "a" as well, right? This is clearly our next clue.

However, what exactly about Anivia links back to Zed? That's right, her ultimate is essentially a pool of ice. Zed's death animation is a pool of shadow. How are these two linked, you ask? Lissandra. Lissandra's ultimate is called "Frozen Tomb." If this isn't intentional, I don't know what is. Frozen Tomb has a range of 550 and cost of 100 mana. What is 550/100? 5.5....Patch 5.5! Who was released during 5.5? Bard.and sven

Bard was the 124th champion to be released for League. Alphabetically, the 124th champion is Zac. The word "Zac" is extremely similar to "Zed," and not by coincidence. If we assign each letter a number and add them up, we see that "Zac" = 26 + 1 + 3 = 30 and "Zed" = 26 + 5 + 4 = 35.

30 + 35 = 65. But wait. Remember in Vlad's tooltip, "a" occurred 26 times. If we add half of 26 to 65, we get a total of 78. What else sums to 78? Kassadin. 11 + 1 + 19 + 19 + 1 + 4 + 9 + 14 = 78. The champion is codenamed "Deadeye." Who was related to Kassadin and thought to be dead? Who has the community expected for a long time? RiotGypsy confirmed a new champion that had been taken out of the icebox. Kassadin's daughter, long thought to be abandoned, confirmed.

Overwatch won't be free. Not gonna try it now.

adamrob2002 thebeserker Good job! The rats got into Ravnica, but got thrown out on EW.

One year closer for our sun to die out. But hey, let us celebrate!

I thank Only_God for donating blood this year. Donate blood to those in need, people!

Side note for the thing below as I just read up: You must join EU in order for this to work.

Earn two heroes, 5 day stimpack, bunch of exp and a special portrait by letting me recruit you into HotS. https://battle.net/recruit/R7WRVKX2BN

Merry Bloodmas.

Happy birthday to me, eh? 24th of December, ladies and gentlemen!

Another gravestone for the USA. Watch this. Twitter accounts of ISIS traced back to UK goverment, ISIS admitting that Obama gave them their shit, bombing of Iraqi troops, Putin stocking up on nukes.

http://www.empirewar.org/profile/4603141 is doing a giveaway. (Can't tag.)

aaronjnc is doing a giveaway.

Might try to play Elsword again. Kinda miss it. Gonna make a new Raven.

There's the new SW movie at the cinama near me. So you nerds better show up! *glares at Kord* ThuBioNerd KordianThegreat Nowin3D *doesn't know JT's name anymore*

I'm going to go see it if nothing's gonna happen for the first one hour. Also, someone should really tag JT here, he might be clueless.

Kind words from Anonymous. Sorta.

Feminists now apparently worship transgender Jesus.