Magikkarp

I did this thing called PrettyScale and used a stuffed monkey for it, these are the results:

I recently found this person on Mineplex. Yes, it appears to be a kind person, but I’d still say she is a direct incarnate of everything I consider flawed with the server system and its community.

They thought I was bullshitting, they thought wrong

My dad on CNN:

How I beat an invincible hacker

I was just in a game of gladiators with this girl that was hacking in its entirety. We both made it to the finals and she was using Jigsaw, a nigh unbeatable client in the right circumstances and usage. This is how I ended up winning:

*game about to begin*
Me: Wait can we talk a bit?
Hacker: Sure
Me: Doesn't it ever kinda get boring?
Me: I used clients for 2 years and I got sick of it eventually
Hacker: No
Hacker: The reactions are hillarious
Me: True it is kinda funny
Me: I'm chill though
Hacker: You can win
Me: Im flattered lol

Afterwards she let me beat her without resistance. When the game ended I told her she was pretty chill which evoked a "" from her. I told her I'd see her around if she didn't get banned first.

And as expected I am providing photo evidence

My dad David Eyzenberg is going to be on CNN tonight, talking about Donald Trumps tax returns. He says its going to be at 7pm EST but doesn't know the exact time.

>wakes up
>goes on conwylia forums
>drevin crusading against walrus nation
>ohshit.jpeg
>everyone hates him
>this is bad
>lord of sansorckia
>has to fight in war
>

karp karp

you sux at minecraft

Fuck off

I'm getting my ass kicked by a cold atm. The only good part is that I can imitate the voice of batman with how congested and ragged my throat is. Then I learn when I get on skype mythical _sophia is sick as hell too with a worse cough than I have. Then my grandfather is sick all the way in brooklyn.

Conclusion: I infect people by talking to them

I just got every known disease to man

When a trainee calls you bae awwrip <3

Appearently my all boys school is doing a dating arrangement for everyone to get hooked up with the all girls equivelant of my school in preparation for valentines day.

No way in hell am I participating in that lol!

After 1 month of missing Karaoke, at last I managed to sing the pokemon themesong to the EU audience. Feels good finally achieving what you want

old and wrinkly
just like a raisin

Hope u dont turn into gyyyaados

A personal favorite of mine

when do you think tow will come back I miss it so much

How to apply for trainee the magikarp way