Riko son of Pdor son of Kmer

I began uploading my works in "photos", check them out if you want to see awful drawings.

I don't know why, but I feel like I should apologize to all people who felt offended by my jokes. Sorry, folks.

That said, it's my birthday. No capslock or "!!!1!" because I'm in depression. I'll just write a "yey".

"Just as the she-elf filled that glass, a hulking armor animated itself and demanded for a challenge. A wonderful moment for a spirit crossing the realms right in front of us. The drunkard princess took the lead:
"Try getting over my challenger: Zoom son of Eren from the Hodur Wilds!"
The guy's sword and mask definitely did not hide his fear and trembling. Why doesn't he take the challenge of a two meter iron tank with a giant halberd like a man?
Reassuring him about having a fast death was the least I could do."
-Taken from the journal of "Master"

Your turn, Slime.

By uploading this doodle after six months of artistic inactivity, I can declare the following.

-The phone I got cannot edit nor make good photos
-That is not a halfling and that is not a modron. Those have a huge WIZARDSOFTHECOAST label on them.
-I will attempt drawing more stuff. This means Riko VS Cath is coming back...hehehe...

And yes Mile, this is related to the world you contributed to build with stereotype Jews disguised as Hobbits.

Dwarven Logic:

A third of the whole dwarven population is female.
Some of the females don't marry.
Tolkien says this makes the growth slower (actually it makes it shrink).
Now, a part of these few dwarves are miners.
I want you to realise that these few dwarves that mine, in 2000 years, with medieval technology, dug the whole mines of Moria and Khazad Dum.

HOW

"Hey Bobby, let's play mad libs!"
"Ok."
...
"Done. It's called "My Funeral Speech"." bobbymech , Tobberz
WARNING: It does have some birds'n bees stuff.

Just 69 days ago, my life fell sticky.
My grandma Tobberz died a moist death at the age of 1.
This was my speech I wrote by myself and it took me 7393849 hours to get it wrong.
There were 666 people at the funeral so I was very fishy.

Title : My Funeral Speech.

Wet afternoon everyone. My Grandma was a sweet person.
She grew up in England with 7 brothers and sisters. She helped take care of me when I was in panties, she rocked me in her breasts to the tune of llama song, played jump-llama with me, watched me sexting, took me to Tobberz's Bedroom and even bought me a horse one Christmas.
She always told me I was slimy and that I was her number 67. When I was 69, like any kid, I thought dogs were under my weiner and she always told me that at night there were horny japanese girls that would swoop down and kiss my testicles and she said there is nothing to be wet about. She had a passion for pooping, loved carrots, had a fetish for dogs but she was deathly afraid of llamas and horses.
However, she was the kind of man that would do anything for me, she would eat(ing) for me, as she once told me. In 1939 she became a successful prostitute and married my brother Homer. Together they had 24 spooning children. She gave me a special gift one time and told me to hold it close to my penis, it was an ancient horny american from when she was a kid and I will never let go of it.
When we got a call that she fell off a cow, I dropped to the floor and f**ked for hours. I even threw my cat out the window ! I will always have a picture of her in my heart. She was moist and she truly touched the lives of those she urinated. I will miss her slowly. Thank you !

"So mature that we drink milk from the glass." -Aether68
"What the f?" -StealWorkers

MAP GAME 3-TO SPACE IS RELEASED!

Speis unricons for everyone!

http://www.empirewar.org/forums/m/5...6483-map-game-issue-3-to-space/post/last#last

http://www.ragnarokroleplay.com/for.../25866486-map-game-iiito-space/post/last#last

Also, check ageofkingsrp.enjin.com!
Minecraft RP server, following the heritage of EW RP, having some Ragnarok peeps working on it, founded and being worked on by the pal of beepbobit ThuBioNerd! We're still working hard to bring it up, but please check it time to time: it'll be worth the wait!

Say hello to Agen's version of the Plushmaster!

"Gentlemen.
And ladies. I'm not sexist."

Wait, actually use this one, some of the areas were uncoloured.

I think I have to do some apologies for this drawing: Danilem , Captain_Aasim , Arak , your characters faded for some reason unknown to me. Buckytheblade , you are watching nowhere. Robwookie , you are a cat. Slimegirl24 , you are a dark elf and your nose is big. Sauronius , you are an Orc and you have no legs. Killmatronix , your legs are messed up. DimitriP_13421 , you were made in a rush and now you suck.
Everyone, sorry for those, sorry for being random The Elder Scrolls dudes and sorry for the feet.

I realized that it uploaded it upside down.
Wait iu du dis Enjin.

You never thought of it, but it finally started.
Riko(Vet)Mitiko VS Cath/Slimegirl24
Fear the war that comes...

To see each entry, check mine on Slime's wall and Slime's on my wall.

Third version of the War Map.
-Enlarged Khand
-Placed new colors

Ohey Aritom, what'ya doing on my wall?

Merry Kruhueheuheue!

I whitelisted you on build btw.

#RIKOMOD2015!

First drawing released!
DESLAN OF FOROCHEL, from RikoMitiko.
Now, understand me. It took ONE HOUR for the pencil'n paper drawing, TWO for the digitalization and THREE for coloring it, and 10 minutes for the watermark. Now you understand how many it takes to do one of these.