Riko son of Pdor son of Kmer

...you fuckers didn't notice old Riko being gone?

Uhhhh...catching up while I make good versions of what I drew this week (which totally wasn't inspired by The Witcher or Spiderwick)?

FINE GAMER, I'LL DO YOUR DRAWING TOO

So, uh, playing Paladins recently.
Overwatch but free to play.
Message me if you want to play, I guess.

P.S: Drogon is a beast.

So, uh, finished The Witcher 2.
Good game, lots of WTF moments, felt like an aishuul at the end.
I fear of what will happen in Wild Hunt for my aishuulery.

I guess that proves why I suck at RP.

So, uh, two things:
First and most important, the pumpkin died. Finally. It's dead.

Second (and that's what needs your attention), Gamer is attempting to build the great nation of Enedwaith on a LOTR modded server.
Minecraft version? 1.7.10!
Mods? Lord of the Rings Mod (and I also encourage you to use FastCraft. Like, you'll really need it, otherwise you'll lag like s**t for a single pig).
IP? dominion.g.akliz.net !
How to install the mods? You download the recommended Forge installer, use it, install the client, launch the thing, put the mods in the mods folder, launch the thing again, enjoy!

What are you waiting for?! Join the adventures of Richord Bearfoot (because he always steps on bear poop)!

If I were to write/draw misadventures about Riko (not me, the guy with the mask) that randomly happens to become the protagonist of random videogames/books/comics/your birth, would I be followed by random folks?

So, uh, I went to Hell for 3 days.

...so yeah, that's why I was gone, that's why I want someone to cuddle.

And to the lovebirds zoomerenhd Slimegirl24 , you are not going to argue that much anymore: I am clearly more awesome than you.

Is The Hobbit to be considered as a "So Bad it's So Good"?

Meep

I guess I'll write down the NaW story of how 4 people (nearly) conquered Norvale, with me, Antzorg , Rikumaru and Dr_olex .
So, Norvale was being sieged by Efros and we decide to go in "and kill everyone". We climb over the wall but lose Olex who calls for reinforcements (as king). We break in the flag point and hold from there with Riku being the tank as he had a diamond armour and a shield. We get to the point where we just run out from the sewers, but then we get rid of the reds and use it as a strategy.
After an insane amount of red deaths (like, we killed sooooooo many), the Efros guys join in their shining armor and just push the reds towards us, making us run out of the sewers, kill the rest of the reds and hide behind a tree. Then we abandon the Safety Tree, rejoin with Olex (who managed to take a single helper who then left and wasn't even inside) and run between the houses, then we hide under a bridge, only to realize:
"S**T, THIS IS THEIR SPAWN!" -Morgan/Ant
We run away (again), but this time the blues try to take our heads so we just hide in houses, then we manage to kill their king (Chad) and run in the gate.
We hide in the gate and hold back a bit, and then the whole red guys come and try to take our heads. We push them back a bit but they reveal a crap ton of diamond armoured guys so we just jump out of the window.
Olex met his doom on the wall, trying to push back the reds.
Antzorg died while fleeing in the forest from an Efros group outside of the city.
Riku got lost. I assume he became a Norvalean sex slave (they were talking about that in the chat after all. Bloody barbarians).
Riko, which is me, hid behind a siege tower the whole time and actually managed to survive.
Zoom joined the wrong team and kept whining about something.
Konrad just left.

Someone needs to make a ballad out of this.

How come EmpireWar is still online?

Guy nammed Magikkarp is making a karaoke night for EW/Conwy members (or whoever wants to hang around with crazy bleach worshipping people). Check his wall for details: http://ilthilien.enjin.com/profile/13931110/wall#wallpost27638944

Note that you have to join Tales of War's Discord and that it will be Sunday at 2 PM EST.

Hey Riko, draw me (Without a pumpkin, having your skin was a joke)

Explanations for the progressive suckiness of the thing? NO, I WANT EXPLANATIONS FROM GODDEH, GOOAL AND OLEX.

This represents the disgust of me discovering two of the most peculiar figures in Scandinavian folklore.

The Slattenpatte is this troll lady with long and giant breasts who is obsessed with feeding folks, fish and claywalls. Her name also means hanging breasts.

The Margyge is a hairy whale angry mermaid that just goes around killing.

And I also write about Hulderfolk, forest ladies that have a hollow back filled with rotten wood and maggots. But they kill you if you look at it anyways.

Girl is of making giveaway for chibi pictures or skins.

http://www.enjin.com/profile/10181685

Slimegirl24 needs ur love

-Deh nowlage dreik

I actually can't think about any dialogue that might work with this. But it might be the basis for something that involves furry genocide.

So yeah, canonically Toni's a police officer, Scar is the head of a terrorist furry organization (he's known as Al Scarbar) and Warlord'n Gooal are very helpful.

U dudes go on BF1 Beta we can break stuff
De nowlage dreik has spoke

And say hi to the full cast of the Ew Cave...maybe.
FROM LEFT TO RIGHT, FROM UP TO DOWN:
Bobby, that android we make work on bleach.
Riko, the best of all <3
Zoom, king of OHGODSAURONPUTTHATTOWELDOWN
Sauron, the guy that we made a gay pornstar out of to pay the cave.
Gooal, that drop bear Cath got from the street. Why.
Al'Scarbar, head of the Furry State.
Kill dad ur da best
Dimitri's giant muscle demon sister that comes on weekend to make sure Cath doesnt drown in testosterone.
The doorman we call Hents cause he looks like it but he is Hents and we dont care.
The Rika we made. I dont know how or why.
Dimitri, made head of his country because he doesn't know who Trotsky is.
Wither, the moron that put a parasitic pumpkin on his head.
Cath.
Toni, that police officer I make angry cause I go on about feminism.
Rob, how can you even see.
Ender, the guy we sealed in the server room.
THE PUPPU LIVES
The bartender that also becomes a laser dragon.
Thu, he manifestates through a rule book cause NERD
Bucky, he has a bucket on his head because we stuck it on Halloween.
That Cookie Cluck chimera we made when drunk.
That beggar who OH MY GOD DESLAN
That other beggar who was just a drunk Aasim
Agen, stop selling me soup.
Arak's effigy. He's basically a god.
Dani, the girl or man I dunno.
Tob, declared global canon of beauty.
DE NOWLAGE DREIK
Piccola the RIKO WE CANT KEEP A KOBOLD
Ant da zorg
Olex, the Swedish dwarf that is rumored to have pittipanna under his helmet for emergency.

It's a tag time

It's a drawing time! (gonna gib the tags when they work)

"Riko, why are you not showering?"
"I spent the day thinking"
"Is it related to the kobold girl on the table?"
"I came to the conclusion that we must expand our cast through racial acceptance."
"I think you want kobolds 'cause they aren't mammals."
"Nope, they are like platypuses, see the breasts?"
"Riko, you're not buying Wizards of the Coast's kobolds."
"I think the other guys will like them. Hey, Zo-"
"JESUSCHRISTHELPME-"
"GIVE ME YOUR BUUUUUUUU-"
"Riko, did you put alcohol into the water as a decoy for your thinking?"
"Nope. Pure cocaine."
"How can you afford pure cocaine?"
"Just as I could afford the kobolds."
"WHAT?!"
"Just kidding, I used your shampoo."

I hope I'll find time and ideas to expand the "EW Cave" (which will have your fictional characters horribly mutated). Or you could just offer them to me in exchange for kobolds.

And yes, Sauronius is the one whipping Zoom.

I seek your nowlage