But in all seriousness... wow! I never really compared these stories with my story. My story wasn't really meant to be taken seriously. All I really did was meet twgxslugger who was like my guide to empire war, and then there's m4rine_semperfi, which I made his childhood self look smarter than me, and then there's cory... jesus Christ... this god damn show off. He's like "It took you that long to kill me?" Well, ya. You're a damn mage! can't you tell that you are still in full health once you have that potion thrown? Well, anyways, compare that to your story. Your story seems more deep. There's like some sort of weird things going on as you tell your story. I'm sorry that I sound like a psycho but there's something strange about your story that hit me.