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First Session of the Bards

ThuBioNerd

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This is a BARDS ONLY thread.
You're free to watch, but I don't want any stupid questions like, "can i b-com a bard plzplzplz" or, "who r the bards" or, "dud bards suuuuk", and your comments will be ignored.

Bards present (also we should use nicks)
The Captain of Gondor
Captain of the Longbeards
The Wise Bard
The Heir of Durin
The Eloquent Bard
The Chieftain of Rhun
The Unicorn Lord
The Cool Bard
The Elven Lord
The Maniacal Bard
The Squire of the Wise Bard
The Lord of Time
The Lord of Red Daggers

The Wise Bard shall preside over all others, and he shall moderate the council, though he retains no control over the members' individual kingdoms.

(also try not to be like "THERE ARE FIFTY-THOUSAND ORCS AND TROLLS AMASSING IN CARN-DUM", small things are fun, too)

I shall begin the meeting with the matter of divvying up territory. We should all establish our claims and work out any disputed territory.

The Dwarves of Durin lay claim to Erebor and all land surrounding it within a 2-kilo radius, to the south and west, while our northern claim stretches to the border of the Withered Heath, and the east extends all the way to the far border of the Iron Hills. While we do not have any (known) permanent settlements in the Ered Mithrin, the Longbeards consider this a principality and province, stretching from the Heath to Mount Gundabad. We have also recently acquired the rights to found a colony in the Arglorond, and reserve all mining rights thereto, as well as all of the White Mountains north of Druid Vale and west of the Gap of Rohan. We also claim the entirety of the Ered Mithrin and the ruins of Moria, Orc-filled though it may be, as well as the Dimril Dale and the three mountains above Moria (Celebdil, Caradhras, and Fanuidhol), and the vale around the Hollin Gate.

And now for a definition of ownership (if you disagree with this, please state so):
By laying claim to an area, you reserve the rights to till, pasture, quarry, log, or in any other way economically exploit the region, as well as the exclusive right to build on it. You also retain the right to deny another party passage through your lands. Any external party found to be vandalizing or economically exploiting your territory shall be dealt with accordingly.
 
My People of Mirkwood Claim Mirkwood, Dol Guldur can be an ambassador's palace that we shall make
Besides mirkwood we claim all forests BESIDES Lothlorien and will share the forests with the people of Lothlorien
We also claim 2 roads leading to Dale and Erebor for we wish for trade Relations, Anyone who does serve morgoth or Sauron will not be permitted Pass, we also claim other small areas in Ithilien and Gondor, but those pieces of land are
5 Square Kilometers Large.

So speaks Kordianthegreat, Captain of Gondor, Elven lord of Mirkwood
 
All forests. This includes the Trollshaws, the Druid Forest, Fangorn, the forest of the Sea of Rhun, the jungles of Far Harad, the Old Forest, and the forests of Lindon, as well as dozens of others. This is none of my business, but I think the other Elves - and Rohan and the Onodrim - might have something to say about that.
As for Erebor, you have but one road, and that lies along the banks of the Forest River, unless there are more I do not know of?
And Dol Guldur . . . *chuckles* feel free to try and claim that place. Let me know if you go mad in the endeavor (pre-Hobbit).
 
My People of Mirkwood Claim Mirkwood, Dol Guldur can be an ambassador's palace that we shall make
Besides mirkwood we claim all forests BESIDES Lothlorien and will share the forests with the people of Lothlorien
We also claim 2 roads leading to Dale and Erebor for we wish for trade Relations, Anyone who does serve morgoth or Sauron will not be permitted Pass, we also claim other small areas in Ithilien and Gondor, but those pieces of land are
5 Square Kilometers Large.

So speaks Kordianthegreat, Captain of Gondor, Elven lord of Mirkwood
Dude, you are a captain of Gondor, you can't claim land for MIRKWOOD
Application, denied. This claimant of territory has been ignored. Council, continue.
 
The Dwarves of Durin lay claim to Erebor and all land surrounding it within a 2-kilo radius, to the south and west, while our northern claim stretches to the border of the Withered Heath, and the east extends all the way to the far border of the Iron Hills. While we do not have any (known) permanent settlements in the Ered Mithrin, the Longbeards consider this a principality and province, stretching from the Heath to Mount Gundabad. We have also recently acquired the rights to found a colony in the Arglorond, and reserve all mining rights thereto, as well as all of the White Mountains north of Druid Vale and west of the Gap of Rohan. We also claim the entirety of the Ered Mithrin and the ruins of Moria, Orc-filled though it may be, as well as the Dimril Dale and the three mountains above Moria (Celebdil, Caradhras, and Fanuidhol), and the vale around the Hollin Gate.

And now for a definition of ownership (if you disagree with this, please state so):
By laying claim to an area, you reserve the rights to till, pasture, quarry, log, or in any other way economically exploit the region, as well as the exclusive right to build on it. You also retain the right to deny another party passage through your lands. Any external party found to be vandalizing or economically exploiting your territory shall be dealt with accordingly.
I accept this application for territory as the dwarves technically do own this land. This is now dwarfish territory.
ALSO, THIS SHOULDN'T BE BARDS ONLY anyone who is a king of something should be able to claim things
 
(( Ask Beastly, He appointed me elven lord of mirkwood))
I ask Captain of Gondor ask for a small fief or claim on the edge of Ithilien
or Gondor, It does not have to be large, a 10 square Kilometer area would do, for I would
like to set down a village/Town there, Other than that, I would also like a 3 Square Kilo area 3 kilos
away from that town to set up as a small outpost on the edge of the border to keep out invading forces.


Kordianthegreat, The captain of Gondor has spoken
 
Ah, good idea, Beep. Especially since all Bards don't own something.

I suggest we give the Captain (sounds like a Timelord xD ) an estate and land encompasing the Emyn Arnen.

You can't be both, Kord. Chooz.
 
(( GONDOR, but who knows... My likenesses shift from time to time XD
Once I wanna be an elf lord, then I wanna be a captain of Gondor, then I wanna
be A Dwarvish lord... And after that I wanna be a captain... It shifts from time to time. ))
I will use that land to build a small town and outpost on the Emyn Arnen so as to protect
from invaders and alert the nearest army.
 
I, the manical bard and archon of Rohan, wish to claim all of Rohan and the area east of Isengard. Not only would it help contain the evil of Isengard, it would also protect Moria's eastern side and Gondor's northern flank. Plus, it would allow trade with many nations of this realm. And I wish to open trade with the elves of Greenwood the Great and the men of Dale, whom do not have a leader at this time.

THE ARCHON HAS SPOKEN. ALL THAT CHALLENGE THE RULE OF DIMITRI SHALL DIE.
 
You can become a Half-Elf from Edhellond, and you can become prince of the Emyn Arnen.

Lord Archon, please elaborate on "east of Isengard".
 
I, the manical bard and archon of Rohan, wish to claim all of Rohan and the area east of Isengard. Not only would it help contain the evil of Isengard, it would also protect Moria's eastern side and Gondor's northern flank. Plus, it would allow trade with many nations of this realm. And I wish to open trade with the elves of Greenwood the Great and the men of Dale, whom do not have a leader at this time.

THE ARCHON HAS SPOKEN. ALL THAT CHALLENGE THE RULE OF DIMITRI SHALL DIE.
Of course this claim is accepted
 
(( GONDOR, but who knows... My likenesses shift from time to time XD
Once I wanna be an elf lord, then I wanna be a captain of Gondor, then I wanna
be A Dwarvish lord... And after that I wanna be a captain... It shifts from time to time. ))
I will use that land to build a small town and outpost on the Emyn Arnen so as to protect
from invaders and alert the nearest army.
Emyn Arnen is now controlled by Captain Kordian. Best of luck in your settlements. Once your cities are built, tell me, I will establish a bard outpost there.
Now, about this threat. What exactly is the threat Thu?
 
All forests. This includes the Trollshaws, the Druid Forest, Fangorn, the forest of the Sea of Rhun, the jungles of Far Harad, the Old Forest, and the forests of Lindon, as well as dozens of others. This is none of my business, but I think the other Elves - and Rohan and the Onodrim - might have something to say about that.
As for Erebor, you have but one road, and that lies along the banks of the Forest River, unless there are more I do not know of?
And Dol Guldur . . . *chuckles* feel free to try and claim that place. Let me know if you go mad in the endeavor (pre-Hobbit).












WHAT THE? The King of Rhun gets ALL of Rhun. Can I claim Khand until it has a king?
 
I agree to this, as long as you agree to position fortresses at the eastern ends of the Ered Lithui and Ephel Duath, to prevent anyone . . . shall we say, coming home?

And Beep, no threat, I was just making sure no one tried to sidetrack us with things like AJKDSJ 10 MILL ORCS ATTACKING MINAS TIRITH AASKJDFJE.

Now, there is a rather delicate matter I wish to discuss, and that is the ownership of Isengard.
 
I will immediately gather all who wish to travel to the land, Including some of Gondor's Men,
I will send letters when My outpost and town is complete so when it is complete all who want will
be allowed to settle there, and send for more troops
 
I agree to this, as long as you agree to position fortresses at the eastern ends of the Ered Lithui and Ephel Duath, to prevent anyone . . . shall we say, coming home?

And Beep, no threat, I was just making sure no one tried to sidetrack us with things like AJKDSJ 10 MILL ORCS ATTACKING MINAS TIRITH AASKJDFJE.

Now, there is a rather delicate matter I wish to discuss, and that is the ownership of Isengard.

I think that Isengard was under the jurisdiction of the Archon of Rohan. However, I doubt that Rohan will be able to control it. Also, the Elves (yeah I think there were some, or they'll move there) and Ents of Fangorn need something to control. Isengard has good resources, I say we instead give it to the Ents.
 
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