Rohan has the capabilities to end the threat of the goblins. Call for my aid.... The power of men has faltered yet...
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First Session of the Bards
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beepbobit
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I had to do this
Look, there are few goblins in the Shire, as of now at least, so I don't need any aid, these bounders have kept out the goblins long enough, and we don't need any fancy Elven some-how-the-greatest-fighters-you'll-see-because-they-are-apparently-immune-to-getting-hurt-from-20-goblins soldiers, there is more threat of goblins at Rivendell, as that place is right on the edge of the Misty Mountains.
beepbobit
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Exactly. The Shire is safe. Besides, they have Bombadil
Well, not exactly have him, but yeah, the Shire is nestled in the middle, between Lindon, Fornost, and Bree, all of which are pretty capable of defending themselves. Suza will be last to fall.
beepbobit
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It's been reclaimed and rebuilt by the trolls under ElectricIce
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I bring my apologies. Forgive me, please.
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I shall go into exile and learn...
Wait WAT BEEP.
Dude, there were Dunedain living there the whole time. Ice needs to roleplay a war first.
Dude, there were Dunedain living there the whole time. Ice needs to roleplay a war first.
beepbobit
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Eh, too bad. Trolls are our allies. We don't need to role play a war. Now that they have a strong leader, it can only be assumed that they would dominate the rangers with their newfound unity and organization.
Listen, I would be Honored if I would be able to lead troops into battle during a war between
Mordor and The forces of Good, but I have an outpost of 150 men and a small town on the Emyn arnen,
I would be able to give advance warning as I have a watch tower Near the Ephel Duath and have set up
a system much like the beacons of Gondor to alert us, and since the Ephel Duath is a small mountain,
My men would be able to spot a large army advancing on Gondor, So we could give advance warning to Osgiliath
and Minas Tirith. So I have the South West South Border of Gondor covered
Mordor and The forces of Good, but I have an outpost of 150 men and a small town on the Emyn arnen,
I would be able to give advance warning as I have a watch tower Near the Ephel Duath and have set up
a system much like the beacons of Gondor to alert us, and since the Ephel Duath is a small mountain,
My men would be able to spot a large army advancing on Gondor, So we could give advance warning to Osgiliath
and Minas Tirith. So I have the South West South Border of Gondor covered
pwnerdoode
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I am so late to this... Even though I have no right what so ever to ask this, I ask the council to allow me a house in the SW of Dunland.
I suggest we retake the High Pass and cleanse Moria.
Nah, too bad, rangers live in Fornost, trolls can go live in a dump.
Good, Kordian, good.
Sure, knock yourself out.
Good, Kordian, good.
Sure, knock yourself out.
DIMITRI, ALL OF YOU, STOP. ROLEPLAY IS NOT ALL EPIC BATTLES AND WARS. WHAT YOU WANT IS TO KILL EVERYONE, AND THEN THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT TO DO.
There is Diplomacy... And ONE thing.. Epic battle and wars in moderations.. If we kill Morgoth and Sauron
and all the orcs.. Who will spawn them? What if we kill all the trolls? Will the reproduce? the awnser is NO
maybe we can have 1 epic war/Battle in a month and Beepbobit can make a separate thread about it but
It cannot include more than 125,000 people on either side, What i'm saying is basically, a battle in a field
between 125,000 orcs and 125,000 Gondorians/elves/Dwarfs/Rohirrim. NOT OK.
50,000 Gondorians/elves/dwarfs/rohirrim and 50,000-ish orcs/trolls. Perfectly OK.
But now, what about those battle that include balrogs, Dragons, Valars, Maia, all that stuff?
That would be maybe once every 2 months? and we can make a role-play thread about it? AND NO
We cannot JUST CHARGE INTO MORDOR SLAYING EVERY ORC WE SEE. If we make it so Orcs can spawn
anymore, then what will be left to fight?
and all the orcs.. Who will spawn them? What if we kill all the trolls? Will the reproduce? the awnser is NO
maybe we can have 1 epic war/Battle in a month and Beepbobit can make a separate thread about it but
It cannot include more than 125,000 people on either side, What i'm saying is basically, a battle in a field
between 125,000 orcs and 125,000 Gondorians/elves/Dwarfs/Rohirrim. NOT OK.
50,000 Gondorians/elves/dwarfs/rohirrim and 50,000-ish orcs/trolls. Perfectly OK.
But now, what about those battle that include balrogs, Dragons, Valars, Maia, all that stuff?
That would be maybe once every 2 months? and we can make a role-play thread about it? AND NO
We cannot JUST CHARGE INTO MORDOR SLAYING EVERY ORC WE SEE. If we make it so Orcs can spawn
anymore, then what will be left to fight?
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Take a chill pill. 
I propose a LONG ASS WAR in Mordor. Like WW1.