Banned because by all means it should have died by now. We're just reusing the same old bans or talking to each other normally with "Banned because" or "Banned or" in front of our first sentence.
Banned because I want this thread to be locked after it slowly fades away into nothingness and someone necro-posts, not because someone requested it to be locked because it's spammy.
Banned for long sentences which are completely unnecessary because I am sure and other people might also be sure that you can fit a little explanation in there and not make such a large explanation for a simple reason to ban someone.