But the dwarves is litteraly crushing rocks[/quote]
But you are making many many smaller rocks. You're just helping us multiply! MUAHAHAHAHA[/quote]
He's right, the rocks cannot be defeated or destroyed. They secretly rule us. We just dun't know it.
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is dwarves cooler then elves
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But you are making many many smaller rocks. You're just helping us multiply! MUAHAHAHAHA[/quote]
He's right, the rocks cannot be defeated or destroyed. They secretly rule us. We just dun't know it.
But nobody cares about stinky disgusting dwarves, or those cocky, to-good-for-you elves. Those mighty fine rocks are the very best.[/quote]
But the dwarves is litteraly crushing rocks[/quote]
But you are making many many smaller rocks. You're just helping us multiply! MUAHAHAHAHA[/quote]
He's right, the rocks cannot be defeated or destroyed. They secretly rule us. We just dun't know it.[/quote]
Well, it isnt like the rock is that dangerous for Dwarves, elves and other races so...
Dwarves vs Elves vs Men. Men win because Oliphants.
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Our skin made of iron, steel in our bones. We spend most of our time crafting, smithing and mining in our massive underground cities. We were some of the greatest miners ever to exist in Middle-earth.
Elves are arrogant and have a stupid hierarchy. Meanwhile dwarves are like: we are dwarves, we are brothers.
Azaghal out.
Elves are arrogant and have a stupid hierarchy. Meanwhile dwarves are like: we are dwarves, we are brothers.
Azaghal out.
Until the mines you built to find all the gold and valuables collapses under the weight of your greed. Crushed by the everlasting rock. You may break us, you may shatter us, melt us, hammer us, beat us. But we will win in the end. We are the rock and stone you live upon. ALL HAIL THE PEBBLE.
...I guess I'll help ya with a big race understanding.
Hobbits and Giants don't give a f**k.
Elves care only for themselves and are arrogant d**ks.
Human-blood and Dwarves want to survive without asking themselves ''important'' questions.
Orc-blood don't think and don't have a sense of self-preservation: they do it because more intelligent beings tell them to do it.
Dragons only want money, castles and '''''sacrificed'''''' virgins.
Half Elves start to not only survive and not being arrogant d**ks.
Trolls and Wargs go around smashing and killing stuff.
Great Eagles are cool and are always saving the day.
Hobbits and Giants don't give a f**k.
Elves care only for themselves and are arrogant d**ks.
Human-blood and Dwarves want to survive without asking themselves ''important'' questions.
Orc-blood don't think and don't have a sense of self-preservation: they do it because more intelligent beings tell them to do it.
Dragons only want money, castles and '''''sacrificed'''''' virgins.
Half Elves start to not only survive and not being arrogant d**ks.
Trolls and Wargs go around smashing and killing stuff.
Great Eagles are cool and are always saving the day.
Half-Elf Master Race. Strength of the Edain, Eyes of the Eldar, Swag of the West.
MFW the Half-Elves rule all.
MFW the Half-Elves rule all.
Until the mines you built to find all the gold and valuables collapses under the weight of your greed. Crushed by the everlasting rock. You may break us, you may shatter us, melt us, hammer us, beat us. But we will win in the end. We are the rock and stone you live upon. ALL HAIL THE PEBBLE.[/quote]
We're too cool to cause cave-ins.
Half Elves are the edgiest thing to walk the planet.
Half-Elves are made by douchebags who want to have all the powers of both races and can't make up their god damn minds.
Pure Elves shall not fall to the greediness of Dwarf's in their huge caves under mountains filthy and dirty creatures no wonder Moria was taken by Goblins and of all the unholy creatures GOBLINS! The weakest ones.
Moria fell to the Goblins because Balrog and there were like 10,000 of them. Maybe there were 600 Dwarves. And Balin was also killed first, so they lacked leadership. So Balrog + Tons of Goblins = Dwarves died.
Maybe the Goblins had a balrog that could kill both Dwarves and Goblins in 10 seconds?
Maybe the Goblins had a balrog that could kill both Dwarves and Goblins in 10 seconds?[/quote]
Balrogs are cooler than Elves and Dwarves combined!
Maybe the Goblins had a balrog that could kill both Dwarves and Goblins in 10 seconds?[/quote]
Balrogs are cooler than Elves and Dwarves combined!
Maybe the Goblins had a balrog that could kill both Dwarves and Goblins in 10 seconds?[/quote]
Balrogs are cooler than Elves and Dwarves combined![/quote]
-.- not really, but they are rly hot
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