• Make sure to read the forum rules before creating a new thread or commenting on someone else's thread. The forum rules can be read on this page.

*The Gooderest tips* How to ban appeal properly

adamrob2002

Member
Got banned because you used a hacked client? Want to get unbanned because you feel stupid for hacking. Well, here's EXACTLY how you can do that.

Make sure you follow these steps exactly, or it won't work.


Ban reason:

(Okay, here you need to put the reason and instantly deny it so like) ...Hacks but I don't hack. (This works every time!)

Person who banned me:

(Don't say a mods name , just say that there was no mods online at the time so it must be a glitch, like this!!!)
No one, I just saw I was banned!!!

Time of ban:

I don't know, I left my computer on and after my cousin had left I got banned!!


Do I agree with the ban:

No, it was my cousin and I had no idea, so it's not my fault. (Make sure you blame it on someone else, this is the best strategy as no one who makes ban appeals EVER blames it on other people! So the staff members won't suspect that you hacked at all)

Duration: permanent

Explanation: (Okay so this is the good one, the perfect response is as follows) It was my cousin, I am really sorry that I hacked and I was about to donate so please unban me because I love the server so much. I would never hack I love this and I play this with my friends all the time so I should be unbanned because this is my life and I don't do anything else!!! (Make sure you hit the emotional part, or it won't work) Also my cat got duck fucked by a truck yesterday so I am really sad and this is the only thing that makes me happy, so please please please unban me. Also I am a 6 year old orphan. (Saying something like this will be enough)

Did this help? If so make sure you follow the steps 100%, or it won't work.

Thanks,
Adam! :D
 
troll thread, very funny though. gave me a few good laughs
should be stickied also, for bad hackerz to get this infinite wisdom of how to make appeals.
 
Back
Top