Yes, it was working! He could feel the power surging through him, almost taste the success- "HOWDY SAURY-ON, WUT A WOVELY DAY IT IS." Ha'zi said loudly, drooling and giggling. His eyes were practically popping out of his head and tongue was stuck completely out disgustingly, and small zaps of electricity flickered off him every once and a while. But Ha'zi Moretarded paid no attention to that, only wanted one thing: to talk to his best pal Sauron.
Unfortunately for the world around him and all the Valar that may have been listening to this, Ha'zi opened his mouth again, and a million voices cried out in horror. "YA KNOW, BUDDY, OH PAL, SAURY-ON, WHY CAN'T WE ALL BWE FWIENDS, YA KNOW? WE ALL WANNA LIVE, SO WHY NOT LIVE, YA KNOW? YA KNOW? WE CAN ALL BWE BEST BUDDIES FUREVER. FWUCK THE VALAR AND THE TWICKSTA. MIDDLE EARTH IS OUR HWOME, YA KNOW? WE SHOULD JUST HAVE IT FOR OURSWELVES, YA KNOW?" The boy laughed hysterically, pools of drool forming on the ground below him. Even the very earth wished it could hide from this retard.
"I WANNA THANK WOU FOR HWELPING MWIWIEL OUT ERWIER, YA KNOW? I LIKED HER A BIT BEFORE SHE, YA KNOW, TRIED TO KILL US ALL. I KNOW SHE SEEMED TO LIKE MWE, CUZ WE FWUCKED SO MUCH. LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS ENTIRE TWIP THE ONLY THING WE DID IS GWIND WITH EACH WOTHER, LIKE EVERY DAY, YA KNOW? IT KINDA MADE ME SAD THAT SHE TURNED OUT TO BE A BIG BAD MONSTER, BUT THAT'S JUST LIFE, YA KNOW, AND PEOPLE CAN CHWANGE. WE ALL CAN BE BUDDIES HERE, YA KNOW?"
"AND HONESTLY, WHY DO YOU WOOK SO MWUCH LIKE EWONWE, YA KNOW? YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE YOU COULD BE WEWATED, YA KNOW? IT'S PRETTY CONFWUSING. AND ANOTHER TING, THAT TWICKSTA CWEEP HAS A PICTWURE OF HIM IN HIS HWOUSE. WHAT A CWEEP, YA KNOW?"
"YA KNOW, I DON'T EVEN MWIND ALL THIS DWEATH. CUZ I KNWOW THAT THEY ARE ALL PROBABLY HAVING FUN UP THERE IN HWEVEN, THOSE CWAZY KWIDS. LIKE I DON'T EVEN MIND MY FWATHER'S DEATH. THE DUDE BWEAT ME A BIT CUZ HE WAS SO DEPWESSED, LIKE ME EVERY DWAY OF MWY LIFE. YOU EVER FWEEL THAT WAY, OH BUDDY OH PAL SAURY-ON? YOU EVER FWEEL LIKE LIFE JUST KEEPS FWUCKING YOU UP? I KNOW I DO, YA KNOW?"
"SO BUDDY SAURY-ON, I WANT YA TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME, YA KNOW? GO FWUCK MORGOTH ALWEADY, HE LOOKS WEALLY BWUFF. YOU TWO WOULD PWOBABLY HIT OFF WELL, JUST LIKE MWE AND MWIWIEL, YA KNOW? HE'S PWOBABLY NOT THAT BWAD, YA KNOW, SINCE HE'S SO STWONG AND FWUCKED ALL OUR LIVES REPEATEDWY. -wait wut-"
"ALSA, PLEASE SAY HI TO MWIWIEL FOR MWE, YA KNOW? I KINDA MISS HER, YA KNOW, SINCE WE FWUCKED A WHOLE WOT. ALRIGHTY, TIME FOR SOME SWEEP AND VOICES TO HAUNT ME FWOWEVA." Retard'zi passes out and falls to sleep, dropping the bombshell that was him talking like a nutjob. [user avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/Captain_Aasim/74.png" name="Captain_Aasim"]12253360[/user]