"My pleasure, Ha'zi. We will train again later." Dimitri said, before nodding good-bye and going to join Sigeric. "With all due respect, Sigeric, I challenged these nice men first."
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VENTURES INTO THE REMOTE (RP)
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"Agreed. But not all of them, my friend. Two vs two?"
"Uhhh, yesh." He answered, awkwardly. 'Fack, he caught me, it's going to be like Sargeant Harlys' drills all over again.'
Marco had a flash back to his past as a recruit in the navy.
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"I PUT IN AN ORDER TO THE STEWARD TO SEND ME A SHITLOAD OF BADASSES AND PILLAGE HUNGRY MURDER MACHINES AND INSTEAD ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE CAP CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS. I CAN TELL AT A GLANCE THAT 50% OF YOU ARE COCKSUCKERS AND THE OTHER 50% ARE COCKSUCKERS WHO'VE NEVER BEEN TOLD TO BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES."
"I'M GONNA SHOVE MY BOOTS SO FAST AND FAR UP YOUR ASSES THAT IT'LL TRIGGER A GEOLOGICAL EVENT. YOU ALL REEK OF POVERTY AND ANIMAL ABUSE. EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE IS A STUNNING ENDORSEMENT OF ABORTION. YOU SHIT STAINS ARE A COLLECTIVE MASTERPIECE OF FAILURE. YOU COCK GOBLINS PROBABLY CRY SO MANY TEARS THAT YOU COULD FLOAT AWAY ON A RIVER OF DOUCHE CANOES. YOU SIGNED UP TO GET POUNDED BY THE CORSAIRS AND PROBABLY CRIED LIKE SISSIES ONCE YOU FOUND OUT THAT THEY DON'T RAPE GONDORIANS. YOU GLITTER-TOED COCK-WRANGLING FAIRY-TINKLE BAG-PUFFIN FUCK-NUGGETS ARE GOING TO GET YOUR COLLECTIVE ANAL CAVITIES STRETCHED SO FAR THAT IT'LL BE LIKE GETTING DOUBLE-FISTED BY FIFTY OLOG HAI."
"I WILL RE-ORGANIZE THE FAILURE THAT IS YOUR LIVES. I WILL FUCK-START YOUR SOUL. I'LL MAKE YOU MONGOLOID ROCK-CHOMPING THUNDER-CUNTS SCREAM HARDER THAN YOUR MOTHERS AFTER HER FOURTH NAIL-HANGER ABORTION. I'M GONNA CHOP OF YOUR SHRIVELED BALLS, PUT 'EM WHERE YOUR EYES SHOULD BE, PUT A SOMBRERO ON YOUR HEAD AND BEAT YOU LIKE A PINATA. HELL, I'LL MAKE YOU SHIT SO MANY BRICKS THAT YOU'LL PUT THE DWARVES OUT OF BUSINESS. BUT FEAR NOT AFTER TWO YEARS I'LL TURN YOU INTO COCK-MONARCHS OF GALACTIC DESTRUCTION."
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Marco gulped. [user avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/DeathValley105/74.png" name="DeathValley105"]15756962[/user]
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"I see." Polly said pushing him playfully, "Wanna get out of here?" She whispered discreetly to Thoruk. [user avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/KingTraitor/74.png" name="KingTraitor"]13615485[/user]
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"You wanna go? You think you're tough, big Dale knight boy? Let's go." One of the men stood up from his seat, tossing a half-eaten mutton chop on to his plate and sizing up Sigeric.
"C'mon Osk, let's show 'em a good time."
His even larger friend grunted and stood up. The first man was six foot two and the second six foot five. The one called Osk moved towards an open area in the streets and nodded his head once at Dimitri.
"Fight." Was the one thing he said. The first man prepared nearby in the empty street, readying to face off against Sigeric.
"No tricks. No weapons, yeah?" He said to the Dalishman.
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Marco had a flash back to his past as a recruit in the navy.
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"I PUT IN AN ORDER TO THE STEWARD TO SEND ME A SHITLOAD OF BADASSES AND PILLAGE HUNGRY MURDER MACHINES AND INSTEAD ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE CAP CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS. I CAN TELL AT A GLANCE THAT 50% OF YOU ARE COCKSUCKERS AND THE OTHER 50% ARE COCKSUCKERS WHO'VE NEVER BEEN TOLD TO BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES."
"I'M GONNA SHOVE MY BOOTS SO FAST AND FAR UP YOUR ASSES THAT IT'LL TRIGGER A GEOLOGICAL EVENT. YOU ALL REEK OF POVERTY AND ANIMAL ABUSE. EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE IS A STUNNING ENDORSEMENT OF ABORTION. YOU SHIT STAINS ARE A COLLECTIVE MASTERPIECE OF FAILURE. YOU COCK GOBLINS PROBABLY CRY SO MANY TEARS THAT YOU COULD FLOAT AWAY ON A RIVER OF DOUCHE CANOES. YOU SIGNED UP TO GET POUNDED BY THE CORSAIRS AND PROBABLY CRIED LIKE SISSIES ONCE YOU FOUND OUT THAT THEY DON'T RAPE GONDORIANS. YOU GLITTER-TOED COCK-WRANGLING FAIRY-TINKLE BAG-PUFFIN FUCK-NUGGETS ARE GOING TO GET YOUR COLLECTIVE ANAL CAVITIES STRETCHED SO FAR THAT IT'LL BE LIKE GETTING DOUBLE-FISTED BY FIFTY OLOG HAI."
"I WILL RE-ORGANIZE THE FAILURE THAT IS YOUR LIVES. I WILL FUCK-START YOUR SOUL. I'LL MAKE YOU MONGOLOID ROCK-CHOMPING THUNDER-CUNTS SCREAM HARDER THAN YOUR MOTHERS AFTER HER FOURTH NAIL-HANGER ABORTION. I'M GONNA CHOP OF YOUR SHRIVELED BALLS, PUT 'EM WHERE YOUR EYES SHOULD BE, PUT A SOMBRERO ON YOUR HEAD AND BEAT YOU LIKE A PINATA. HELL, I'LL MAKE YOU SHIT SO MANY BRICKS THAT YOU'LL PUT THE DWARVES OUT OF BUSINESS. BUT FEAR NOT AFTER TWO YEARS I'LL TURN YOU INTO COCK-MONARCHS OF GALACTIC DESTRUCTION."
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Marco gulped. [user avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/DeathValley105/74.png" name="DeathValley105"]15756962[/user]
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"I see." Polly said pushing him playfully, "Wanna get out of here?" She whispered discreetly to Thoruk. [user avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/KingTraitor/74.png" name="KingTraitor"]13615485[/user]
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"You wanna go? You think you're tough, big Dale knight boy? Let's go." One of the men stood up from his seat, tossing a half-eaten mutton chop on to his plate and sizing up Sigeric.
"C'mon Osk, let's show 'em a good time."
His even larger friend grunted and stood up. The first man was six foot two and the second six foot five. The one called Osk moved towards an open area in the streets and nodded his head once at Dimitri.
"Fight." Was the one thing he said. The first man prepared nearby in the empty street, readying to face off against Sigeric.
"No tricks. No weapons, yeah?" He said to the Dalishman.
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Sigeric silently tossed aside his halberd, bastard sword, and longbow. He raised his fists into a defensive position. His façade of blind confidence concealed a calculating mind all too aware of the fact that he was not in truth invincible. He could not allow himself to become overconfident. His reputation among this group was at stake here.
"Aye, sure" he says while standing up and eventually walking away with her. [i/]
"A brawl is about to commence." Dimitri said. He prays to Tulkas to grant him strength, and moves to the right to draw his foe away from his comrade.
Polly led Thoruk towards a house. "C'mon let's go." She hurried the dwarf along. [user avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/KingTraitor/74.png" name="KingTraitor"]13615485[/user]
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The fellow called Osk threw the first punch. His fist bearing down on Dimitri's head.
His friend on the other hand shifted position, circling Sigeric, fists mid-raised, back straight.
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The fellow called Osk threw the first punch. His fist bearing down on Dimitri's head.
His friend on the other hand shifted position, circling Sigeric, fists mid-raised, back straight.
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Dimitri tries to block the fist with his metal arm.
Thoruk would follow Polly "Aye, don't rush young lady." he says while exactly knowing what she was up to.
"The fist slammed into Dimitri's metal fist with a resounding CLANG. Osk flinched for a moment and brought up his other fist, bringing it down on Dimitri's shoulder whilst grasping his metal fist with his other hand.
Sigeric's attack worked for a moment but the punch was countered with a kick to his knee and a right hook.
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"Oh my-what are you doin'?" Polly asked as Grimnir kicked down the door revealing Thoruk and Polly sitting down having a mannered, civilized discussion over the biological premises of dwarves and men. [user avatar="https://assets-cloud.enjin.com/users/16311516/avatar/small.1517585379.jpeg" name="Gundabad1"]16311516[/user] [user avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/KingTraitor/74.png" name="KingTraitor"]13615485[/user]
Sigeric's attack worked for a moment but the punch was countered with a kick to his knee and a right hook.
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"Oh my-what are you doin'?" Polly asked as Grimnir kicked down the door revealing Thoruk and Polly sitting down having a mannered, civilized discussion over the biological premises of dwarves and men. [user avatar="https://assets-cloud.enjin.com/users/16311516/avatar/small.1517585379.jpeg" name="Gundabad1"]16311516[/user] [user avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/KingTraitor/74.png" name="KingTraitor"]13615485[/user]
"Oh, hey Grimnir, waddup lad?" he asks while telling Polly more about dwarven culture n stuff. "I'm bout to tell the young lady over here bout our culture n stuff ya know? " he adds as he looks towards the wise dwarf who seemingly tried to catch them doing something.
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"Then get in line and start running. The full twelve laps, unless of course you would like to do a thousand push-ups right next to me?"
Polly seemed oblivious to whatever was going on between Thoruk and Grimnir, opting to remain silent.
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"Uhhh, yes sir." Marco said dejectedly, joining the ranks of those running the laps. [user avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/DeathValley105/74.png" name="DeathValley105"]15756962[/user]
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Eonwe watched them from his vantage point.
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"Uhhh, yes sir." Marco said dejectedly, joining the ranks of those running the laps. [user avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/DeathValley105/74.png" name="DeathValley105"]15756962[/user]
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Eonwe watched them from his vantage point.