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Worst Jokes Ever
- Thread starter Legolouie
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How do you get a baby to stop crying?
You hit it with a brick
You hit it with a brick
What do you call a black guy selling drugs
A Pharmacist
A Pharmacist
Your MOM!
........guys that's it, that's the joke :/
........guys that's it, that's the joke :/
nice oneWhat did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing. Fruit cant talk silly
stormray73
New member
The Trilogy of the 3 worst jokes in the Universe.
I. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
You open the door and put him in.
II. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
You open the door, take out the giraffe and put the elephant in.
III All the animals had a huge meeting. Lion called the roll. Which animal was missing?
The Elephant-He's in the fridge.
I. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
You open the door and put him in.
II. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
You open the door, take out the giraffe and put the elephant in.
III All the animals had a huge meeting. Lion called the roll. Which animal was missing?
The Elephant-He's in the fridge.
BackAttack
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You want to go on the other side of a river, but there is no bridge and the river is full of crocodiles. What do you do?
Just swim, the crocodiles are on the meeting
Just swim, the crocodiles are on the meeting
Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
A Barber
Never play poker with the worlds fastest animal.
Because he's a CHEETAH!
A Barber
Never play poker with the worlds fastest animal.
Because he's a CHEETAH!
Every_Pig
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xDDDDDDd
EnderNicky
New member
Well, someone has grammar problems. . .What did the rule say the rock?
Nothing, because rulers and rocks don't talk, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!
stormray73
New member
What did the rule say the rock?
Nothing, because rulers and rocks don't talk, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!
:/ copycat.
Copier, I made that joke on the random thread before you, all you did was replace brick with rock -_-
[quote user_id="12435726" avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/legolouie/74.png" name="legolouie"]What did the rule say the rock?
Nothing, because rulers and rocks don't talk, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!
:/ copycat.[/quote]
Copy what? Wait lemme guess you posted a joke similar to mine, Well, I'm sorry then cuz I don't look at everyone's jokes here.
-P.S. I saw your joke, its actually kinda funny
, but if I would've intentionally tried to copy you, I would've done it sooner considering how good you joke was 
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a grenade!
Run, she's got a grenade!
EnderNicky
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These are honestly far from being the worst jokes. . . some are very excellent.