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Worst Jokes Ever

My all time favourite blonde joke. It's a bit complex so read carefully.

All the blondes in the US go to a huge convention to prove that blonde's aren't dumb. The heads of the convention pick a random blonde from the crowd to answer some questions.

Once the blonde is on the podium the head of the convention says "We'll start with some math questions. What's 35 x 46?"

The blonde replies after a few seconds "11." The leader says "Incorrect" and the crowd yelled "Giver her another chance!"

The head of the convention then says "Whats 79-16?" The blond replies after about 30 seconds "901." The crowd yells "Give her another chance!"

The head finally asks "What's 2+2?" The blond thinks for a full minute then answers "4?" The crowd yells "Give her another chance!"
 
stormray73 said:
My all time favourite blonde joke. It's a bit complex so read carefully.

All the blondes in the US go to a huge convention to prove that blonde's aren't dumb. The heads of the convention pick a random blonde from the crowd to answer some questions.

Once the blonde is on the podium the head of the convention says "We'll start with some math questions. What's 35 x 46?"

The blonde replies after a few seconds "11." The leader says "Incorrect" and the crowd yelled "Giver her another chance!"

The head of the convention then says "Whats 79-16?" The blond replies after about 30 seconds "901." The crowd yells "Give her another chance!"

The head finally asks "What's 2+2?" The blond thinks for a full minute then answers "4?" The crowd yells "Give her another chance!"
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I get it :)
 
UnknownGriefer18 said:
[quote user_id="8402473" avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/stormray73/74.png" name="stormray73"]My all time favourite blonde joke. It's a bit complex so read carefully.

All the blondes in the US go to a huge convention to prove that blonde's aren't dumb. The heads of the convention pick a random blonde from the crowd to answer some questions.

Once the blonde is on the podium the head of the convention says "We'll start with some math questions. What's 35 x 46?"

The blonde replies after a few seconds "11." The leader says "Incorrect" and the crowd yelled "Giver her another chance!"

The head of the convention then says "Whats 79-16?" The blond replies after about 30 seconds "901." The crowd yells "Give her another chance!"

The head finally asks "What's 2+2?" The blond thinks for a full minute then answers "4?" The crowd yells "Give her another chance!"
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I get it :)[/quote]

Finally. Hallelujah. Someone gets it. I usually have to explain this one.

Another favourite blonde joke.


A guy just had the indicator lights on the rear of his car fixed. To make sure that they were working, he stopped a blonde on the street and asked her to see if they were working when he turned them on. The blonde happily agreed, and went to the back of the car. The guy then switched them on, and the blonde called out "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No!"
 
This is dark, dark humor:

Q: Why did Lucy fall off of the swing?
A: Because she had no arms

Q: Who's knocking at the door?
A: Not Lucy.
 
So this is slightly disturbing:

A man brings home a deer after hunting and killing it. His wife and him decide not to tell the kids what meat they're eating but give them a guess. During dinner the man says, "It's what Mommy calls me sometimes." Then the girl screamed at her brother and said, "Don't eat it! It's an a**hole."

Badum Crash.
 
These are good jokes guys, this is for bad jokes, so stop making me laugh. Im supposed to read a joke and move on thinking about how dumb it was.
 
stormray73 said:
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stormray73 said:
My all time favourite blonde joke. It's a bit complex so read carefully.

All the blondes in the US go to a huge convention to prove that blonde's aren't dumb. The heads of the convention pick a random blonde from the crowd to answer some questions.

Once the blonde is on the podium the head of the convention says "We'll start with some math questions. What's 35 x 46?"

The blonde replies after a few seconds "11." The leader says "Incorrect" and the crowd yelled "Giver her another chance!"

The head of the convention then says "Whats 79-16?" The blond replies after about 30 seconds "901." The crowd yells "Give her another chance!"

The head finally asks "What's 2+2?" The blond thinks for a full minute then answers "4?" The crowd yells "Give her another chance!"
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I get it :)
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Finally. Hallelujah. Someone gets it. I usually have to explain this one.

Another favourite blonde joke.


A guy just had the indicator lights on the rear of his car fixed. To make sure that they were working, he stopped a blonde on the street and asked her to see if they were working when he turned them on. The blonde happily agreed, and went to the back of the car. The guy then switched them on, and the blonde called out "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No!"[/quote] I'm a blonde...but I get all of those jokes and laugh at all of them
 
Why did the shark eat the seal?
It was hungry.

What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.

What's worse than running over your sons dog?
Running over your son.

What's black and white and red all over?
Penguin in a blender.
 
Why was the young boy crying?
Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why was Susie crying?
Because she had no arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Not susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He felt like it.
 
Why Did the head cross the road?
It was on its way to BodyShop
 
I honestly don't know many bad jokes, so i'll keep making you people laugh. :P We've had blonde jokes, regular jokes, disturbing jokes, now its time for lightbulb jokes. :idea:
How many Irish drunks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

30. 1 to hold it, and 29 to spin the room.

How many princesses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1. She holds it while the universe revolves around her.

How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
6. 1 to do it and 5 to argue about how they could have done it better.

How many Mormons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

30. 1 to do it, and 29 to bring refreshments.
 
stormray73 said:
My all time favourite blonde joke. It's a bit complex so read carefully.

All the blondes in the US go to a huge convention to prove that blonde's aren't dumb. The heads of the convention pick a random blonde from the crowd to answer some questions.

Once the blonde is on the podium the head of the convention says "We'll start with some math questions. What's 35 x 46?"

The blonde replies after a few seconds "11." The leader says "Incorrect" and the crowd yelled "Giver her another chance!"

The head of the convention then says "Whats 79-16?" The blond replies after about 30 seconds "901." The crowd yells "Give her another chance!"

The head finally asks "What's 2+2?" The blond thinks for a full minute then answers "4?" The crowd yells "Give her another chance!"
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' i have heard that joke before. only used against my mom/dad's favorite team's enemy football team. only it went like this. (because this could be considered giving out private information i will be not be telling the teams names)

(Enemy Team college) got all together to prove that their college was not accepting big people for the football team, not caring how smart they were. so they all gather at the football stadium with everybody and a person with a microphone walks up to the corner back and asks him "whats 2 + 2" after a full 2 minutes of thinking he answers "4?" the crowed then starts chanting Give him another chance! give him another chance!
 
Hey all, I'm that annoying guy who sings in the chat sometimes.

I have another lightbulb joke:

Q: How many spanish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Juan.

And another (not a lightbulb joke)

I'm a pessimistic man, in that respect I'm like a German vegetarian, I fear the wurst.

You're welcome :p
 
Some tractor-based jokes for you all now.

Q: What do you call a man who used to love tractors but doesn't anymore?

A: An extractor fan.

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field.
 
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