Worst Jokes Ever

[RyanRocks]

A chemists walks into a bar and says "I am a chemists so I will have some H20", and his friend says "I will have some H20 too." The friend dies.

 

[EnderNicky]

A chemists walks into a bar and says "I am a chemists so I will have some H20", and his friend says "I will have some H20 too." The friend dies.

Now THAT is a bad joke! I mean, poorly designed.

 

[RyanRocks]

[quote user_id="12823354" avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/RyanVia/74.png" name="RyanVia"]A chemists walks into a bar and says "I am a chemists so I will have some H20", and his friend says "I will have some H20 too." The friend dies.

Now THAT is a bad joke! I mean, poorly designed.[/quote]
Thank you i tried my hardest

 

[Dyl314]

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber

 

[Hirdragnur]

I met a girl yesterday who swore she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

 

[stormray73]

I met a girl yesterday who swore she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I met a girl yesterday who swore she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

GOL (Groaned out loud)

 

[piefel]

What is grey and wobbly?

A jellyphant

 

[piefel]

how do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut

 

[piefel]

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey

 

[Hirdragnur]

I used to be a banker once, but I lost interest

 

[piefel]

Why should you never play games in the jungle?

Because there are a lot of cheetahs about

 

[Ender]

[quote user_id="7131358" avatar="https://cravatar.eu/helmavatar/EnderNicky/74.png" name="EnderNicky"]

A chemists walks into a bar and says "I am a chemists so I will have some H20", and his friend says "I will have some H20 too." The friend dies.

Now THAT is a bad joke! I mean, poorly designed.

Thank you i tried my hardest[/quote]
You didn't Even come up with that... Also it isn't a bad joke its a science joke

 

[Ender]

Why should you never play games in the jungle?

Because there are a lot of cheetahs about

Theres no Cheetahs in jungles, They live in savannas ._.

 

[Hirdragnur]

Speaking of chemists.......

What do you do with a sick chemist? Well, if you can helium or curium, you barium.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night!

 

[stormray73]

What has four legs, weighs 500 lbs and is yellow all over?

2 250lb canaries

 

[Lockrules]

Stormray! This is the best joke ever, please keep to the theme of "worst jokes ever"

 

[fj333]

I have 32 heads 22 legs and 7 arms what am i?

A liar.

 

[Hirdragnur]

Dunno if anyones done this one yet, but I'll try it anyway.

I saw an add for 100$ for the best puns. I sent ten in to see if any would get picked, But no pun in ten did.

 

[Silverseabird]

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye?

A winky wonkey.

 

[piefel]