Just saw this old post I did from May last year, I must say, they're pretty good XD
-What's Chuck Norris's favorite drink? Anything that has a kick in it.
-If you cross Chuck Norris, then I no one knows what will happen, cause no one crosses Chuck Norris
-When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he doesn't only break his mother's back
-When Chuck Norris calls, you can only accept, cause Chuck Norris cannot be denied
-If god causes earthquakes when he's angry, then Chuck Norris is god