Corvus™

>be me
>Conservative
>think abortion is bad
>"Just put them up for adoption".mp4
>foster homes begin over flowing with unwanted children
>homo parents bad also
>72% of children now go from birth to adulthood without parents because birth control and gays are illegal
>mfw doing the Lord's work

The ends justify the memes

NPC MEME GO AWAY

WE ARE HUMAN HERE TO STAY

REPEAT THIS MESSAGE OR YOU ARE GAY

WE ARE PROGRESSIVE, THE NAZIS DO WE SLAY.

god i tunr into sucj an incel when i drink.

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i sexually identify as a gummy worm.

sometimes i feel like clawing my eyes out as punishment for my stupidity.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while i porn surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious site of hot xxx galore. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, 'This not possible', i muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!" Quoth the server...."404".

“That is the worse noise I have ever seen”

same clothes, same day, no communication. also i think he's trying a lil too hard but ey this is a good pic lmao

rando: "what happened to kanye?"

NPC: "overdosed on white supremacy"

Me: "because he supports a political leader you dont like.
hey, speaking of, here's a little experiment, indulge me here, why dont you like donald trump?"

NPC: " Now here's my reasons for not liking Trump, he fucken racist. That's all the reasoning i need, the other stuff stems from that one fact"

Me: "why's he a racist?"

NPC: "Do you watch tv? all those comments he makes about other races, never mind the black community, what do they tell you about him as an individual?"

Me: "oh, right, because i get mad about everything on TV. what did he say specifically? i want direct quotes, and sources."

NPC: "Sources: your news outlets, youtube, twitter etc. What he said specifically: you'll hear it from the clips. have a good day "

Me: "see this folks, NPC's can't say anything original, and appear confused when you contest their ideologies. all i wanted was evidence to back up his claims about donald trump being racist, and he was unable to provide any. this is why nobody takes the left seriously."

good shit

the only people who get mad about my posts are the ones who think it applies to them. what does that say about themselves? they don't know, they can't have any kind of monologue with themselves, they are NPCs.

ruh roh. i feel like i may have been jingled.