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"comedy"
this...
is apparently...
c o m e d y

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you do not know da wei

being driven insane by my own sanity

Episode 4 of Catching Hackers is now Released

Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.
No "if"s, "and"s and/or but's. I fuck sluts.
I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking,
You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking,
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking.
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!
I have a list. A list? Yes, a list of all the sluts I've missed.
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut-sucking,
Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket list.
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Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones.
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.
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But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart.
These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there.

hey dood

he nos da wei

Me @ Life

5:18 your brain is high-functioning? buddy i think you might have high-functioning autism but i'm not sure so much about how high-functioning your brain is.

8:30 takes one, to know one.

i'm gonna take a page from Le End book

thanks for the views, hun <33

how to make friends on enjin: be a dick to everyone and make jabs at 'em contsantly

-Enjin as of now

oh Le End you're just jealous because she pity-dated your pathetic ass, grow up and move on ya' lil bitch, also, her alt is deactivated, she doesn't even log into it anymore, and she now wont fall for it because this is now on my wall, you are welcome.

ALL THE WORDS

:joy: :joy: :joy: nobody is falling for your shit, endertard :joy: :joy:

here is episode 3

good meme 10/10 k_hand:

got a new video uploaded <33