time to end the "WATER IS WET" debate
wet
wet/
adjective
1.
covered or saturated with water or another liquid.
"she followed, slipping on the wet rock"
synonyms: damp, moist, soaked, drenched, saturated, sopping, dripping, soggy; waterlogged
"wet clothes"
2.
informal
(of a country or region or of its legislation) allowing the sale of alcoholic beverages.
verb
1.
cover or touch with liquid; moisten.
"he wet a finger and flicked through the pages"
synonyms: dampen, damp, moisten; More
noun
1.
liquid that makes something damp.
"I could feel the wet of his tears"
synonyms: wetness, damp, moisture, moistness, sogginess; wateriness
"the wet of his tears"
as an adjective, water cannot be wet because it cannot be saturated with itself
as a verb, water cannot be wet because you cannot moisten water with itself
however, as a noun water is wet because water is in and of itself something that makes other things which are usually dry, wet.
CONTEXT, PEOPLE... CONTEXT!