Ender

Lord of the Memes

Using command blocks, I made the erebor gate in vannila mc, and its siegeable!

This guy has a perfect Gandalf impression

When your mom sends you to get something in the supermarket like

Ahnafrahman

New one command block creation! This one is Gaster Blasters in one command block!
Soon I will make a video for it but I would like to share it with enjin friends before it's completely public

Here are the Steps to install it in your world(You must have operator permission!):

1: Copy all the text in this page: http://pastebin.com/raw/Lbv45ypy
2: Go into minecraft 1.9.2
3: Go into a single player world(WARNING: Backup recommended, I am not responsible for what happens to your world)
4: Type /give @p minecraft:command_block
5: Place the command block on the ground and paste the command into it with Control + V if you are on a PC, if you are on a Mac try Command + V
6: Click "Needs Redstone" to switch it to "Always active" then press "Done"
7: A Structure should appear, if it happens correctly you have successfully Installed Gaster Blasters in one command block!

So how do I Get these Blaster things?
Drop 4 bones together on the ground with a dispenser, it should craft a Gaster blaster skull.
Pick it up! When you are ready to use it, look in the direction of choice(N/E/S/W), then drop it!
It will come down from the sky, then shoot a powerful beam! this beam will do alot of damage will poison the victims!

You can also make a trap by adding a tripwire before you add the dispenser.
It will craft it, except it is not visible, and will activate when an arrow within 6 blocks of it hits the ground, or a mob or player walks over it!
If activated, a Gaster Blaster will appear over the designated area, and fire downwards!

Me thinking endlessly about what to say but then ending up saying something simple

ಠ_ಠ

If tolkien lived in our time

Oh shit

If you are upset about the 1.9 update on siege, Let me clear a few things up for you
1: Nothing is balanced yet, tim is just expirementing to see if stuff is working
2: "Archers are usless now against shieldmen" Archers have axes, if you run and hit a shieldmen while they are blocking you can disable their shield for a bit, plus tim will find a way to balance it
3: "Its so laggy and buggy!" Yes, because it was just updated, tim is trying to fix these bugs and lag problems

-Chapter 1: The new school-
Ender walked into the classroom.. He looked around at all the kids... he immediately thought: I'm never going to make friends with anyone here... I'm too weird...
"Ender, please sit in the back behind FN." Said the teacher. "Yes sir..." Ender sat behind FN. "Hey man my names FN but you can call me Finn." "Hi.... my name is Ender..." Ender stammered afraid of embarrassing himself on the first day.
"You must be new around here... Don't worry most of us are misfits so you don't have to impress them or anything.." Ender did a sigh of relief, In his old school he was the classic weirdo who got everything wrong and everyone else made fun of him. "Yo kid..." Said a deep voice from behind him. "Can you go sharpen my pencil please?" Ender turned around and saw a big strong muscular man behind him.. but for some reason Ender felt as if he had not worked out once in his life.... "Uh sure... I guess." "Hey thanks man... My name is Ahna." "Nice to meet you Ahna."
Then suddenly something weird happened... A girl walked into class holding a Taco.
"Hello people!!!!!" Said the girl and then stuffed her face with Tacos. "Hi Mia...." Said all the class except Ender. All the sudden a hook went flying through the glass latched onto the taco and ripped the taco away from Mia's hands! "NUUUUUUU ME TACO!!!!!!!!!" Cried Mia in despair. -Chapter 1 End-

Recently I have been feeling guilty about things I had said to people and haven't openly apologized for it. So this post is going to be a post just apologizing to people I have or may have upset or acted rude to.
adamrob2002 : I have been aggressive to you lately for several reasons, but I should have just ignored and dropped it, So sorry for that.
Gelek : Similar reasons to Adam I have been aggressive to you, but I should have just dropped the whole thing. So sorry if I upset you in any way.
Sora : Don't know why but for some reason I felt like I said something rude towards you recently, I might just be assuming but just in case I would like to apologize for it.
KEVSKY DRAWS : I feel like I may have said things about your art that may have offended you, like Sora I might just be assuming but just in case I would like to apologize.

I Don't know if I missed anyone, but if I did upset you in any way, I am sorry for it. This post might be useless, but I just feel like I should apologize even If I don't respect or like the person in any way(Not saying the people I mentioned in this I don't respect or like).

was looking at your wall
i found pink fluffy unicorns
i am listening to it
i've nearly lost my mind

Anyway for the story I'ma start off like a small little part of one of the chapters to show what story it will be like: Ender is walking through the hallway eating a taco when Mia comes up behind him. "Hey taco man my names stan I also like applez."
"Uh.... Ok....?" Then Cluck comes up behind them and says "I like pie.... I think.... I don't know...." "Oh hey look it's Patrick!!!!" Said Mia and she started rolling on the floor over to Patrick. "Umm I don't think it's very sanitary for you to be doing tha- What the stop AHHHHHHHHHHH" This is the end of the small sneak peek to the story.

and Also Ik you guys sorta described who your character wanted to be but please give me a more detailed version of them.

Ok I'm going to be making a story. If you want to be in it reply to this message with a reply saying Me. If you don't want to be in it say stuff other than me or whatever... : P