My sister told me these jok-no puns right now. They're AWFUL puns, and I didn't even know there could be a distinction between good and bad ones. They aren't even funny, but my sister was laughing like a ninny, so they barely count.
P: What kind of lollipop can you not eat?
A: A playdoh lollipop.
P: What kind of cat is not alive?
A: A candy cat.
P: What kind of princess is a boy?
A: A prince.
P: What kind of sky is not blue?
A: A foggy sky.
P: What kind of Cinderella has a blue dress, and white hair, and is not have blonde hair?
A: Elsa.
P: What kind of butterfly does not have wings?
A: A caterpillar (Get it? cause it's a baby butterfly)
P: What kind of phone is not real?
A: A toy phone.
P: What kind of glasses make you look like a bug?
A: Sunglasses like my dad's.
P: If one and two zeroes are connected in a digital clock what time would it be instead of 100 o'clock?
A: 1:00
These really were told by my (6 year old) sister. All grammar and parenthesis were what she said. And yes, she really said digital clock. And yes, she called them 'jokes'. You, as a punmaster hopefully appreciate what I mean.