MrDrewSky

my mac and cheese and i are like nikki minaj's asscheeks; inseparable

So, probably the most American moment happened to me today.

After leaving the woods from camping for a few days, my friends and I decided to hit up a McDonalds an hour south of us on the way home. We were casually eatin our McDonalds, when suddenly a cop whips into the neighboring gas station and instantly whips out his pistol on two druggies trying to make way out of the parking lot in a 1999 Ford Explorer. Be me, casually continue on eating my fries. The most surprising part of it all were the people pumping gas like 10-30 feet away. They casually just leaned against their cars and just took a deep breath and watched all of it unfold, not flinching once and keeping their composure the whole time.

I am telling ya, the United States is whack.

So, um, I am prepubescent now.

I mean premature.

No, I meant Pre-Mod.

That's right, I am now apart of the whack job group called EW Staff

ya know, if ya think about it cow's udders are just meaty wind chimes

So, I just got back into Minecraft today as I had some free time and had no other thing to do with my time. In the short amount of time, I decided to see how my building abilities have improved and I decided to build this scale mockup of a house I was wanting to build.

How can I improve? Much criticism is appreciated.

So, guess who just totaled their car going at a whopping 5MPH?

How the hell do I manage shit like this?

what is y'alls original or best showerthought you can think of?

mine would have to be that pools are domesticated ponds or that pasta is just bread leather.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS ON A KEBAB

FLIPS ME OVER AND FUCK MY FLAPJACKS

Guys, this is legit. It’s finally coming back.

“I shall finish what you began.”

p-p-p-plz squiward be careful....my holes are tight but absorbant

i hear the screeching as i unsheathed my raptor cock and shoved it in and unloaded my freedom into its Middle East

this was the stuff. this is how i yankee my doodle

sporks are just the hermaphrodites of silverware

also why do cops tell me to put my hands in the air?

my hands are already in the air silly gooses

why do cops tell me to get on the ground?

nigga plz my feet are already on the ground what tf u yelling at me bout?

are lesbians allowed to run?

i mean you aren't supposed to run with scissors

syrup is just Canadian sweet tea

time travel is defined as traversing through time to the future or past.

we travel into the future second by second every moment of the day. by definition, we are time traveling, right?

if you think about it, black people in the usa were not allowed to dance freestyle until after 1865

person: pool

me, an intellectual: domesticated pond

yo how much did the small body of water weigh?

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