My Spanish teacher: you can't do my homework during my class (although I was doing both at once)
Me: What does it matter *attempts to submit assignment*
Teacher: it wasn't done at home so it's not homework
Me: then I'll just go home, photocopy it, and return it
Teacher: *shuts up and takes homework*
Tfw you need one Jewish article of clothing to get your class a donut party and you're the only one that didn't wear it so now everyone is glaring daggers at you and you wish you could die :-:
*Pukes all over wall as Kerp and Sophia are married* UGH! *wipes mouth* You sir, are disgusting! *stomps off to throw up elsewhere* *calls back* Why didn't you tell us?
My English teacher assigns weekly article responses. I had thought that it would all just be dull political news from various sources when I stumbled upon an animal rights article from newyorker.com speaking about Harambe. I know what I must do