Magikkarp

Teacher: Please partner with this individual

Me: I have a predilection for working alone, and regardless I'm not so overly fond of him

Teacher: Is it really that bad?

Me: With all due respect sir if a man were to hold a gun to my head and said to me "cooperate with (insert name of specific person)" I would reach up and pull the trigger myself

After playing a couple of rounds of minestrike I have perfected the art of elegantly dying

Tfw you write Sansorckia into a utopian socialist state but Sophie actually agrees with it

So I have a hidden obsession with tea, as in I'm absolutely addicted. Not the iced tea stuff (although that's good too) I mean the genuine hot prepared tea. I was falling asleep in school so I decided to run across the street and chug a bottle of Arizona and I swear it's better than aderal but I can't stop laughing send help pls

I was bored as hell during coding so for fun I made this flag. Many Jews were offended, many more laughed

Sir, do you have any illegal vege'?

We put tzitzis on my doberman and honestly its fucking hilarious. We're calling him Shmuley now.

When you're a meme lord and make meme references in public but no one gets it so you contemplate your stupidity.

I just realized if everything else fails I could open a dojo or become a private self defense instructor. Although I'm not sure how intelligent of a career choice that would be...

There are times that I truly lose all hope in marriage.

Which is your favorite pokemon game? if you say X or Y I'm blocking you boi

mine's platinum

The irony of my username is in real love I actually love consuming fish. The secrets out, I'm a cannibal :-:

Conwy Player: Hm, what class should I choose for this round?
Karl Marx: *TRIGGERED*

Tfw you can't hear Ben Shapiro speak at your school because you have to study for an AP EURO exam

When I get pulled aside by a classmate I expect to be asked for help, BOT SHOWN A FUCKING 70 YEAR OLD MAN SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT INTO A CAMERA FUCKING A DONKEY WITH MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

I had a discussion a little while ago with Sasiru about whether or not we should actually open the server. After some discussion and consideration we both decided that with our schedules we would not open the server. Siege Empire is not being released.

Thank you to all those that united under the gleam of hope that we offered and we very much apologize that we are unable to follow through. However keep in mind that the whole point of us trying to do this was to unite the community again and it's wonderful how we've all visibly come back together.

You should all strive to maintain the wonderful relationships you've forged in the joint Conwy and EW communities and even if me and Sas aren't around to forcefully make that happen I hope you all can handle it on your own.

Anyone who says that the people you meet and develop close relationships with over the internet are not really your friends are living in an age gone by. Often times it's those people that listen when no one has ever offered, it's those people that brighten your day, and if you have family saying that they don't mean anything put simply they're just fucking wrong.

I hope all of you find someone like that, it really does wonders.

Does anyone else get the experience when they come home and they have all their work accomplished but they don't know what to do so they sit around doing nothing waiting for something to happen?

Enzo has T R I G G E R E D me