Robwookie

Everyone, one or two minutes of clapping for agenkolar please.
*clap* *clap* ... *clap*
Now that that's out of the way, check this out.

Seriously, he did like, an AMAZING job of this. It also looks a LOT like me irl ._.
Thanks, agen!

Arrows, the bane of everything.

Sometimes, agility can overcome pure strength. Seriously, I just did it in a pvp game. One guy, full diamond, enchanted. Me, dia chestplate, iron the rest, and one sharp I dia sword. I move around the whole time, and my opponent is barely able to hit me. He, on the other hand, just stands still, swinging at the spot I was in before I moved.

Don't you just hate it when someone only sees the bad side of something?
I have four bad tests/tasks and fifteen good ones. Mom only talks about the bad ones .-.

Who's that pokemon?

It's 3D-Printed Low-Polygon Bulbasaur!

This is what a game needs to have in it for me to like it:

Lizard people, lizards, wolves, wolf people, dragons, customization, other gamemodes and lots of melee/ranged medieval style fighting (These are the major ones). Of course, it doesn't need to be ALL of this, just a couple.

Examples:
- Minecraft: Has wolves, dragons, other gamemodes and medieval style things.
- WoW (Basically the whole Warcraft series + Hearthstone): Lizard people, lizards, wolves, wolf people, dragons, medieval fighting and customization.

PS: I do like other games that don't have these things in them, but just not as much.

But as Jesus once said... Schmidtches get stitches.
youtube.com/watch?v=PsWj_RKbkxU
Watch this if you want a good laugh. Or just go ahead and watch the full series. Trust me, it's worth it.

Here's dem wings. Can't get them to work (make me fly) though. Also, they look a bit,, retarded.

Wings. Out of all the things in the Combat Update, they added freaking wings.
No new weapons, no, WINGS!!!

(PleasenotethatIamnotcritisizingthisadditioninanywaypossible)

So, I was playing a game of Mega Skywars on Hypixel... When this happened. Almost all of my teammates died due to sheer stupidity, except one. He just got poisoned, and then shot in the head. Anyways... The "Neighbours" were attempting a strategy of coming over to my island one after one. So, as you might have guessed, I killed them all, one after the other. Then, I go over to their island, and shoot an arrow at the new neighbours. I try to get a little higher and... "Great." *dies in the void*

I'LL NEVER LET GO ZOMO!

jk

No school on monday!

lel is u ded? jk bruh

Guys, you know... My first skin was chewbacca. Shortly after, Luke Skywalker. After that, a typical black haired boy skin with green clothes. And after that, I created my first self made skin. This was all in the first two months of playing mc. I kept editing my self made skin over the years, and now it's become this. The reason I don't change back to a Wookiee is because I've grown so used to this one, and it bears so many memories. In fact, I think I've had the same face on my skin for more than four years. I also am not changing my name for three reasons: Losing stats on EW, it bears memories (again) and I'm known as "Robwookie" on all of the internet, except for facebook and some social/irl site things. So yeah, you should now understand why I ain't a wookie, despite my name.

I hate the authentication server problem thingy rnow. Can't play TBL, can't play Hypixel, can't play Mineplex... Heck, I can't even try out modpacks on techniclauncher because of it.

A statue dedicated to you

Yesss! Player collision is back! Now I can finally push people off cliffs while pvp is off aga- I mean... Give cookies to them. Yeah, cookies.

2k profile views!

The WoW devs seem to like the Hobbit. In my bag, there's a Burglar's Vest. Beside that, there are 12 Dwarf Beard Rings. Then, there are three Ogrons (Bort, Toom and Wullem, as a reference to the three trolls in The Hobbit, Bert, Tom and Willem) sitting/standing around a campfire.

My eyes hurt from reading comments on youtube vids about 1.9. The amount of nubs whining about pvp being ruined is overwhelming...