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Sir Schnitzel the Delicious

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  • Hey guys, so I stubled across this amazingly exciting video. It's pure tension all the way, the video is packed with content and definitly not to boring for my dead grandpa to watch, so check it out! Also, you are not allowed to turn it off, do something else while watching it or skip forward, as you would miss all the exciting content!
    WHERE IS MY PRESEEEEENT?! AGEN SAID I HAD ONE BUT THAT'S A LIE! DAMN YOU ONLYYYYYYYYYY! I! WANT! A! PRESENT! NOOOW!

    Please, if you can spare the time
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    Your present is so easy to find... .-.
    Hey guys, I played some FIFA 16 for the first time recently... my bruh and I made the best team ever and rekt a guy online - check out the video to see me dominating FIFA
    Soo, since lego posted his top-10-movies-of-all-time list, I thought I might aswell do that too, so here goes Also, I will add the things for which I liked a movie to my list for the top 5 movies
    Note: this list only includes movies I HAVE SEEN, so don't get all mad at me

    1. LOTR: The Return of the King
    Reasons: Come on, it's the finally of everyone's alltime favorite fantasy franchise! Aragorn's battle speech, Theoden's battle speech, the Battle of the Black Gate, the Charge of the Rohirrim, Battle of Minas Tîrîth, Legolas and the Olifant action, boring Frodo-and-Sam-scenes... no wait, that something bad right? No like honestly, when the Rohirrim started shouting "DEAAAATH!!" and then the army rode into battle, I just fell off my couch and nerded all over the floor

    Also 1. Star Wars: The Empire strikes back
    Reasons: Yeeaah, I KNOW you are all gonna think I'm a complete weirdo, but I actually liked this one more than Return of the Jedi, because honestly - Battle of Hoth, we first meet Yoda, Luke vs Darth Vader along with one of the greatest lines ever to be said in movie history that even people who haven't seen the movie know... also, I always feel like the enjoyability of a movie takes a total dive if the movie is the end of a franchise, because you want to see the characters again, and you have learned to love and hate them, and it's just like you're letting something important slip away...

    ALSO Also 1. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    Reasons: Do I really have to throw arguments in here...?

    2. LOTR: The two Towers
    Reasons: This was probably the first fantasy battle I have ever seen in my life (appart from Narnia ), so the movie was a total flash for me. Helms Deep, I ain't saying more.

    Also 2. Pirates of the Caribbean 2 & 3
    Reasons: Well... it's POTC...

    3. Matrix
    Reasons: This movie was revolutionary in multiple ways. First of all, it was the first (and, as far as I know, only) movie to portrait that sort of aspect to our world. Secondly, the film was revolutionary in it's graphic portrayal (I mean wth, that movie is from 1999 and has those graphics?!) and thirdly, it was revolutionary for the way scripts where written.

    4. The Hobbit: An unexpected Journey
    Reasons: YES, I DID like this movie, against what the other "true fans" might say (seriously, f*ck this fandom crap!). It had a solid plot, I LOVED the movie's portrayal of Thorin because that's PRETTY MUCH how I imagined him when I read the book, I don't think it's bad they made more than one movie because you couldn't have stuffed that whole storyline into one movie, and Bilbo Baggins is REAL GOOD with Martin Freeman, amazing job on that one Martin! While I DID enjoy the third movie, it wasn't exactly a good movie as such, I just enjoyed the battle (so basically, it's "The 300" 2.0 ). Hobbit 2 was okay, but not as good as the first one, and it was already a bit too much action movie. I also kinda liked the story in that one though.

    Also 4. LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring
    Reasons: This was the first LOTR I saw and BAYUM, I was flashed! With the struggle to reach Rivendell just to find out the Ring isn't safe there, the gathering of the Fellowship, the Mines of Moria and Boromir's Last Stand (which was REALLY good btw), I have to say this is a movie you should watch if you haven't yet.

    5. Guardians of the Galaxy
    Reasons: Just overall a really cool movie, I'd even go so far as to give it 9-10/10 points.

    6. Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    So YEAH, that was my list. Some of you may wonder why it doesn't reach to No. 10, but if you actually read what I said above the list, you'll notice I said my "top 10 movies", and this is 10 movies.
    "Oh lord of death!

    Here I stand
    your greatest servant
    I bid you grant
    me the power
    to kill the coward
    who fears your wrath
    Oh lord of death!

    I must say
    death is upon us
    and I shall pray
    it may take me
    so I can flee
    the living path
    Oh lord of death!

    I can see
    what true freedom is
    it lies beneath
    only in death
    no blood, no breath
    life's just the roof
    show them the truth!"
    ~ The death sacrament
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    "Look now to your defenses, my son. For the Champions of Justice gather at your gates!" -King Terenas II
    I have decided to make myself (Schnitzel the Delicious) a home on build. Please post suggestions for ANY location around the whole map (not plotworld/GoT) so I can pick a nice one and create myself a home of fun, wisdom and prosperity. Waiting for those suggestions
    It's been a while since I've uploaded an actual post of sorts on here. Concerning the state zoom is currently in, I have granted him some words of prosperity from my pool of wisdom. On second reading, I actually realized they where pretty good (at least in my opinion), so I shall repost them here as another of my Bardish wordcrafts.

    "If you lose something, don't moan over your losses - cling to the things that have stayed. Family, friends or your legacy. Your name, your honor. If you learn to let go and live on, you will always stay yourself, no matter the costs. But if you let everything fall into the shades of the forgotten, what is there to remain of you but a human coat and a broken soul? I can say so much - many may distrust a course, many may turn their backs on it. A leader is no more than a rock in the waves, a halt for those of weak spirit. And whatever it be that crumbles, the leader stands, and so do those who trust him. They encounter the storms, the great waves rushing by, trying to break them, trying to drown them in disbelief. They hold on to their leader. But what is to happen if the rock crumbles? What if the leader isn't strong enough? Those around him shall drown, shall release their vows of loyalty. For if the leader loses belief in himself, his men are doomed." ~ Schnitzel the Delicious, of the Second Order of Bards
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    I see... only... darkness.. before me x.x
    I had to take my laptop with me in order to complete some translating work I'm on right now, so I'll basically have Internet throughout my whole time in Italy. I'll visit the build server once in a while, hoping to see some of you guys there
    Summer vacations have finally started here in Northern Germany. I'm really looking forward to the Toscana, 3 weeks of viking camp in Sweden and, most of all, lots and LOTS of training. Sadly, this means I won't be sticking around too much. I might be able to check the forums once or twice since I'll be home for half a day, but I'm not promising anything here. So I'll be leaving on monday and I'll be back for good 6 weeks later, hope no one will be missing me, although I highly doubt it.

    Sincerely, Schnitzel
    This is an RPG test I posted earlier on my wall. However, as I have added multiple new friends on Enjin, I am reposting it to get a few more people to do it. Please post your order of letters below. If you have already done the test and feel the need to do the following, please post the answer you got earlier below.

    1. What is your weapon of choice?

    a) Sword
    b) Hatchet
    c) Battleaxe
    d) Bow
    e) Spear
    f) Mace
    g) Crossbow
    h) Dagger
    i) None, I prefer magic
    j) None, I would fight using my bare hands and feet
    k) None, I always talk my way out of fights

    2. When it comes to blades, what would you wield in combat?

    a) A longsword - an efficient, one-handed blade that perfectly goes with a shield in my other hand
    b) A shortsword - similar to the longsword, but much quicker
    c) A greatsword - mighty and two-handed, this blade will devastate my enemies by splitting them in two
    d) A bastard sword - for one- or two-handed use
    e) A scimitar - the perfect blade for a rider
    f) A dagger - I shall kill my enemies without them even noticing

    3. What is your prefered type of magic?

    a) Light and Fire, to protect my friends and burn my foes
    b) Knowledge of the Arcane, to uncover mysteries and read the languages of fallen nations
    c) Darkness, to devastate my enemies and rule over the will of the weak
    d) Naturity, to speak the tongue of the animals and understand how to use any plant of this world to my advantage
    e) Pocket Magic, to cheat at games and steal from all those near me
    f) None, magic is for pussies

    4. What is it you were born to do?

    a) To explore the world
    b) To unravel mysteries such as no one has ever seen
    c) To beat the crap out of people
    d) To sell my skills as a sellsword
    e) To protect the weak
    f) To discover the upmost limit of my power
    g) To rule over those weaker than myself
    h) To steal the greatest treasures and gain more wealth than anyone could imagine

    5. Who would you be in a group of adventurers?

    a) The quiet guy
    b) The sharp-witted guy
    c) The wise guy
    d) The good-natured guy
    e) The arsehole
    f) The dumb rowdy
    g) The loyal guy
    h) The leader
    Sir Schnitzel the Delicious
    Sir Schnitzel the Delicious
    You are the Demon Hunter, a Paladin trained in the ways of sytematicly tracking down and taking out demons and other dark creatures. Although Demon Hunters are no strangers to close-up combat and prefer light weapons to perform their very aggressive, quick fighting style, their trademark symbol is the small crossbow for one- or two-handed use, which they are proud of using almost as precisely as a Marksman.
    Why is build so empty nowadays? When I was new on build, the server was full of life, no matter what time I joined. Now, it's like 0 players 20h a day... Hoping to see some of you guys more often
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    Same here!
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